Whee: Pop Your Booty With Booty Pop Panties
Now I've known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick's of Hollywood ones, but apparently they're making their rounds on the internet again. Because, let's face it: we all want that ultimate, shapely, lifted booty. Unfortunately, this booty was destined for sloopy. So Booty Pop panties have built-in butt-pads that make your butt look better in jeans and freakish without them (girl, you got alien-butt). Honestly, I'm only posting this because I liked how many times they said booty in the commercial. It was at least a million. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE! Kill me now. Seriously, I won't try to stop you. Especially not....WITH THIS LASER BLASTER! *pew pew* I win.
Thanks to G33k, Ishbo, Carly and Ryan, who all have naturally poppin' booties.
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Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch. Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly... / Continue →
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Vilena, the woman above, is the originator of a Russian internet phenomenon I'm dubbing "whale tailing". Basically, she took the picture you see there (with her ass all up in the air, hence the "whale tail"), posted it on some social networking site, and, next thing you know,... / Continue →
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First of all, what in the hell is a 'toilet paper researcher', and how do I become one? Secondly, this is ridiculous. I've been wiping with the comics for years, and let me tell you -- you could probably read Garfield on my buttcheeks. Yes, there is such a thing as a toile... / Continue →
