Jan 13 2010In Case Of Nuclear Attack....

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What about step 4? Place a newspaper over your head? Genius!

"4. Place newspapers over head."

You could also try outrunning the fireball.

I like how in step 2 he still feels compelled to take a peek through his fingers at the fireball rushing at him. And in step 3? Do they all have extendable arms or some shit?

I was always taught since boyhood to duck and cover...
NOW I know alls I needs to do is place a newspaper over my head!
wtf...enlightenment is surprisingly unfulfilling

my mouth is making love to itself right now, zomguuuush

....that's how good taco bell is, everytime

@7 How the hell'd you get Taco Bell so fast? Or are you on your phone/laptop

I also like step 5. Who the hell qualifies as high priority evacuees?

Step #7 looks a lot like cowgirl..... I prefer reverse cowgirl when I die.

@1 Nice Jurassic Park referance :)

@8 taco bell is 7 minutes away, round trip without hitting any lights

Note for #4: When the government started the whole 'duck and cover' thing, they were perfectly aware that hiding under a desk/putting your head under a newspaper would do jack shit. They just wanted to give people a sense of security and allow them to think that there'd be a chance of surviving a nuclear attack.

Good ol' government.

@11 Finally someone who get's it!!

comfort the dying... how does that work?

@15 not knowing when it's going to happen

step 7: necrophilia!

(gross)

jus sayin

it would be alot better if she was straddling him with her skirt pulled up... thats how i would want to be comforted while i was dying

...is that an airport luggage car for the bodies on #8?? friggin genius, they even stood one up to make it look like a joy ride

I think step 8 should include something about isolating the corpses to keep mutant zombies from re-animating and coming after us..... just sayin

My co-worker (who introduced me to Geekologie) sent this photo in this morning..... guess he should of just sent the link where he found it.... just sayin

since when did dead bodies look like sleeping bags?

love how it says portland oregon in the corner. Thanks again fellow oregonians, wtf??

@22 since they invented this
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

kinda reminds me of the instructional posters from fallout 3

There there...

Step 1: don't worry about the end of the world happening out the window, you just go ahead and keep reading that morning paper. There's no reason to get all upset. In a few moments you will have superhuman strength.

Step 5: apparantly high priority evacuees do not include women and children.

You know what I'm thinking, I'm thinking number 8 is a great idea until they all come back to life and now they've got zombie back up, 1 or 2000 stray zombies is bad enough but a couple hundred in different rooms breaking out at the same time is just a bad idea waiting to happen.

Yessing all your Mario Star Wars Nintendo rubbish qualifies as comforting the dying you must know.

And the malicious redirects have apparently been dealt with....in other news, this is perhaps by far one of the best post I've seen on the geek. Acknowledgement of what is (or was) considered the norm is sometimes the greatest satire. Kudos.

step 7: ride him side saddle

Poooooop on corpses'!

I'm sure the placing of newspapers over people's heads will drastically reduce the need for step 7.

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I live in Portland-- I cannot imagine where this thingus could possible be located...

@25 That is pretty much what came to my mind too, that it could work for Fallout.

If we are talking about survival then # 7 should be "pilfer the dying"......what? It's not like their going to need it!

Looks like it's being a little too comforting.

@30, nah, this isn't all that great. Almost the entire pic is lol-worthy, so why single out 7.?

I'm sure the placing of newspapers over people's heads will drastically reduce the need for step 7.

anyone notice the baby corpse? HA

This is a fake. If you ride the BART, look at their "in case of emergency" signs, this design mimics those. Also note that the "isolate corpses" panel takes place in a stylized train. The original fake was the same size, had the BART/MTA/whatever logo, and was made to be stuck over the actual signs.

im SURE putting a burning newspaper on your head will save you from the end of the world