Jan 20 2010I'm Gonna Be Fat: The Mini-Cupcake Machine
There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize that cupcakes take too long to bake and you need your fix NOW. At this point you may or may not burn your face off trying to stick your head in the oven and lick the cooking batter. Enter the Mini Cupcake Maker: a device that cooks 7 little cupcakes in a scant 5 minutes. So you can spend less time waiting, and more time letting your body go. $33 takes one home. But $33 would also net you a month of gym membership. The choice is yours, but please, make the smart decision (don't forget to stock up on sprinkles and icing).
Mini Cupcake Maker [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Rebecca, who claims she loves cupcakes as much as I do. Oh really? You ever married a cupcake before, Rebecca? Exactly. Kidding, she was a tart.
Reader Comments
1. GiNa - January 20, 2010 11:42 AM
My niece has something like this and I make her bake em all the time..... so good.
2. Cinema Obsessed - January 20, 2010 11:44 AM
Mmmm... have you ever seen the "Pancake Puff" machine? Amazing.
https://www.pancakepuff.com/flare/next
3. kairtsu - January 20, 2010 11:47 AM
The one on the left looks kind of like... poop.
4. Carlos Spicy Weiner - January 20, 2010 11:50 AM
My wife made a bunch of Sunflower Cupcakes last weekend.
They looked like this
http://media.photobucket.com/image/sunflower%20cupcakes/SushiLuvZombie/sunflower02small.jpg
5. LSDiesel - January 20, 2010 12:05 PM
One of the Muffins looks like it has a dog turd sitting on top of it. Mmmmm
6. Closet Nerd - January 20, 2010 12:08 PM
@5 That reminds me of a game I used to play when I was a kid, called "Shit on a Stick"..... Did anyone else ever play that game? Very similar to "Shit on a Shingle", but with a slight twist.
7. naas - January 20, 2010 12:24 PM
@5 the blue turd looks tastier than the dog turd
@6 that wasn't a game Closet Nerd, your parents were cruel
8. LSDiesel - January 20, 2010 12:28 PM
@6, I'm not used to that being referred to as a game. I've only known it in the sexual context.
9. Closet Nerd - January 20, 2010 12:28 PM
@7 It was a game also played with the neighborhood kids.
You just find a piece of dog shit, and get it stuck on the end of a stick, then chase people around trying to touch them with it.
It was just something to do for 'shits n giggles'...... just sayin
10. Erica - January 20, 2010 12:31 PM
You guys are so right about the turd observation.
11. Closet Nerd - January 20, 2010 12:33 PM
@8 hahaha!
next step is painting the moustache on her upper lip.... just sanchezin
12. ciao - January 20, 2010 1:24 PM
huzzah! we can all get muffen tops with this handy device.
13. Bubbowrap - January 20, 2010 2:39 PM
This device is pure evil. As if we don't already have an obesity problem.
WHO AM I KIDDING I WANT THIS SO BAD.
14. anna breland - January 20, 2010 3:23 PM
yes please. id love this, it could sit next to my hello kitty sandwich maker. yeah, im the coolest 20 year old.
15. meowmo - January 20, 2010 3:41 PM
the parasites are excited when you're dead; eyes bulging ants are in your head; and all your thoughts they rot.
16. cabbo - January 20, 2010 6:13 PM
Better titled 'The Ultimate Munchie Machine 5000'.
17. cabbo - January 20, 2010 6:16 PM
The cake on the right - you know, the blue one - that's not icing. That's a clingon's poop. You can tell by the ridges.
Now, I know what you're thinking. How do I know what clingon-droppings look like?
Well, let's just say there's a reason why my penis is cut to shit and covered in blue.
18. madalinaa - January 21, 2010 1:29 PM
... so it looks like you are trying to make a cupcake?
http://www.duhlicious.com/2009/03/clippy-cuppy.html
19. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 2:09 PM
Marriage of cup cakes is a travesty of law. I needn't remind you that what you imply is ILLEGAL.