I'm Going To Bonertown, Hyrule, Late 2010!!
I may still be on the Fire Temple in Zelda: Spirit Tracks, but has that stopped me for popping a preemptive booty boner about a new Zelda for the Wii coming out in late 2010? These hips gym shorts don't lie!
Satoru Iwata has confirmed to Japanese newspaper, the Asahi Shimbun, that the next iteration of the Zelda franchise for the Nintendo Wii is currently scheduled for a late 2010 release. Whether this is Japan only remains to be clarified, hopefully more news regarding this issue will follow shortly.
Iwata also informed the Japanese news publication that the future successor to the DS will have "highly detailed graphics, and it will be necessary to have a sensor with the ability to read the movements of people playing".
Sweeeeeeet. A new Zelda for Wii and a new motion sensing Zelda for the DS -- I feel like a kid on Christmas! Or, okay, a blogger in rehab. I WANT TWO PUDDINGS!
New Zelda Wii Scheduled For Late 2010, Nintendo Confirm DS Successor [sickr]
Thanks to Stephen, for being the bearer of boner news.
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