If He Didn't Lay Pipe: Alternative Mario Careers
This is a little series of pictures drawn by artist H. Caldwell Tanner imagining some alternative career choices Mario could have made to make rescuing the princess easier. The last one is the best but you're gonna have to hit the jump to see it because, well, I need the clicks. Personally, I think Mario should have gone into organized crime. Get it? Because he's Italian. Ah, stereotypes. Don't worry though, I can say that because I'm half Italian (stallion). I'M A CENTAUR BITCHES, WHAT?!
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5 Career Alternatives For Our Mario [bezbrige]
Thanks to Katt, who is awesome for a living.
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Note: MUST-SEE video after the jump has a couple (literally, a couple) dirty words. This is an incredibly well made trailer for The Brothers Mario, a make-believe Mario game in the style of a Grand Theft Auto. Admittedly, I'd play the hell out of it. Also, the skin flute pro... / Continue →
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Relax, they're bad guys, bro. They work for Bowser. They're not even worth burying. God, if I beat myself up every time I stomped an enemy I'd be in the ICU all the f***ing time. And not just because I like the pudding, but I did contact the food distributor and they won't ... / Continue →
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Fed up with Mario constantly tossing his brethren around like expendable weapons, Koopa takes a stand and gives the plumber a taste of his own medicine. And I'm not talking mushrooms either, although I did eat some at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and watched a bus turn into... / Continue →
