Jan 16 2010I Wear My Sunglasses At Night All The Time: Guy Gets Sunglasses Tattooed On His Face

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FIRRRSTTTTT

What a fucking tard.

I agree he's a fucking idiot

I was sooo close to being first. SO CLOSE

What a knob. Should of had "I am a idiot" tattoo'ed across his face.

This is depressing.

What a complete and utter knob. If he loved his glasses that much, then what is he gonna look like when he's wearing 2 pairs of glasses? He should have done it in grey at least as that way he could of pulled of his glasses shadow to really dumb people.... What a world class moron though

bad idea....
it wasn't even bright green

it's a fake viral video by Ray Ban : http://mashable.com/2010/01/13/glasses-tattoo-ray-ban/ ;)

I did the opposite... I have night goggles tattooed on my face. I'm totally like Sam Fisher... I'm also frequently late...

if stupidity had a price, he would've just won

thats lame but if he went thicker and got it more like bank robber or something it would have been cool

way to jump on the bandwagon late!

pure ruthless... but yea he's too easy to be recognised by the cops

wow. This is officially the dumbest thing Ive seen someone do to themselves.

Ok It would just be too easy to make fun of this poor kid, so I'm gonna move straight onto flaming the failed First Tard!

The only First your family will ever have, was that your mother was first whore in her neighborhood to get pregnant being triple teamed by Sheep, which is the only genetic way to give birth to a First Tard, its like the lamb born with the human face only backwards.

Now you know where first tards come from. Thankfully due to the rare circumstances that create them, they are rare.

fail

What an idiot. That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

@6 - he just did.

he should've just sticked to the glasses ... he can still put them off ... dumbass

Fast forward 20 years when that will just look like skin disease. Where as now it looks like he blacked out drunk at a party and no one likes him. Maybe that's how this came about. Woke up, hungover, vomit all over his shirt. Went to wash up and saw that once again those guys from the rival Locust cover band in his town drew glasses on him again. "I'll show those F*ckers!" he said. You showed them man. You showed the world!

Now he should get his eyeballs tattooed to match.......

OLD!!

i like it, not too shabby

lol, I love how 90% of the comments he state he's 'stupid' or a 'moron' ... I don't think intelligence comes into it, surely it's completely subjective? If it's the way he wants to look and he's happy with the results then fuck it, he's probably better off than you lot doing the internet equivalent of shouting at the TV.

I guess that's the consequence of following a blog mostly viewed by teenage Americans :/

Okay, which is worse, tattoo'd eyeballs or this?

in his head he is screaming "NOTICE ME"

nope, even us brits think this chap is a jack-bottom. we'll just see how subjective and expressive it is when he has to explain it to his prospective employers, inlaws, and pretty much everyone he's going to have to meet in his life. the novelty will wear off in about a week then he'll just feel like a self-concious fool.

what a huge faggot. really what are people who do dumb shit like this thinking?

Wow... Gay fag is gay. Gay fag with permanent glasses is supremely gay

When first contemplating this idea, he obviously never asked himself, "What would Jesus do?" If he did, he'd have sandals tatted on his feet.

His parents must be so proud.

Should have gone with a monocle tattoo MAN! Im telling ya monocles are coming back! Just saying.......

everyone's calling him an idiot/gay/retard, but he's pretty cool in my mind if he did this without regrets. plus, this tat is completely geek, which makes it 100% fucking alright with me.

Now I Know Why the Beagle Boys always wear their masks... They just can't get them off XD

@ all of you except #10

OLD and FAKE! like your mom's boobs.

This is dumber than the pierced glasses!

what a wang stroke

I had spider webs tatted on my balls just because......whatever, I'll do what I want!!

maybe we can shoot him into space with the canon in the above post?

That's fake. It's nothing more than a viral video courtesy of Ray-Ban.

can someone please work out how much RAY BAN paid him for doing that? 50.000 us$? 100.000 us$? 1 mio?

Nothing says "I'm an asshole" more that this guy." What's he going to do when he hits his 40s and suddenly realizes that its not quite so cute anymore to be covered in ugly-ass tattoos? HIs parents must be so proud.

We are so proud, so very proud!

OK, that wasn't really his parents; it was me. It was I? I'm not really into the whole nominative accusative thing. It's just not me.

But that's not what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to ask GW how Jessica's wrist-tattoo from the other day worked out.

Did that really just happen?

Wow. It did.

This guy is gonna bang chicks, get married, get old, all with BLACK GLASSES on his face. Who let him do that?

@26 well like your view on the video your opinion is subjective as well, just because you sympathize with this moron doesn't mean that your more intelligent. And this is an American blog so if you dont like it suscribe to TeaDrinkersWeekly. Org.

All stupid foreigners aside, that tattoo along with the others he had look terrible. Maybe if he thinks he looks too ridiculous he could just wear a ski mask everywhere, thats my backup plan if getting a storm trooper mask tattooed doesn't look good.

They're not sunglasses! They're eyeglasses!

lol it just looks like someone played the ultimate prank on him and instead of just drawing shit on his face with a marker, they tattooed his face

I would have just tattooed "NOB HEAD"

I would have just tattooed "NOB-HEAD" on his forehead to cut out needless questions.

He's gonna be a father to be proud of one day

Still not as bad as the Flemish Kimberley :)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5603769/Girl-with-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-admits-she-asked-for-them.html

@53
This is far worse, at least she doesn't look like Clark Kent.

Thank god this is fake, i was honestly feeling quite depressed about humanity for a moment then. Don't get me wrong, wars and starvation are all bad - but tattoing SUNGLASSES onto a FACE? That's just crazymofo.

Hahaha I have never seen such an expensive job.... I mean he just recked any chance he had of earning any money... they guy will basicly be jobless now and picking up his social cheque will be difficulty because they will see that he has created his own joblessness....

What a complete idiot!!

Big FAIL for the voices in the video that we assume are his friends. Fail a friend would let you do such a dumb ass thing!!

::facepalm::
I love wearing my eyeglasses but at some point, I like to take them off!! What a moron!!! How many drugs did he take before completing this brilliant idea? EPIC FAIL!

proud what we are

@47 My opinion wasn't subjective, it was objective, go back to school (or finnish it first).

@29 + 56 So what do you think this guy does for a job? Insurance salesman? Priest? Get a clue. I love when people use the job line when referring to tattoo's; there are plenty of jobs and social circles that would show respect, rather than contempt for something like this. I don't even do a crazy job, I just work in a creative studio, but I could come to work tattoo'd head to toe with expletives wearing a top-hat if I like, not everyone's restricted to uniform based jobs. But I'm guessing you're both either too young to realise, or work at McDonalds. He could be in a band, work in a tattoo studio, be an artist, do ANY job from home, or MOST jobs that aren't customer facing; run a paintball company, kayak instructor, alternative model, dolphin trainer; almost bloody anything that doesn't involve a uniform or a suit :p

Hating on someone for the way they look, whether they choose to look like it or not, is a pretty sad and pathetic character trait ... unless they're fat, that's just unhealthy.

Also, as many have stated, this is from a viral anyway, so not real ... doesn't make the completely disproportionate hate any less depressing. I think you should all go back to beating on blacks and gays; they've been getting it easy for a few years now huh. GW may poke fun on occasion, but at least he has the courtesy of being funny rather than hateful. All I can imagine is you live in a strange little Nazi Gap world where everyone looks the same; I guess I've just been exposed to a bigger variety of people in my life, maybe I should't take my tolerance for granted (although I do live in London, not Hick-Town-USA)

@47 I wouldn't say this is an American blog ... the internet, as you may or may not know, is accessible even from outside the US. The blog's written by an American, but covers global topics about gadgetry and the unusual, there's a difference.

WOW! What a tard.

@60-----------------I only make fun of Homeless people. And gypsies. But so does everyone.

I'm sorry, I can not hear you over the sound of how OLD this is.

back from youtube.

@58, Groucho allusion ftw.

What is he? Retarded? He looks like the god damn hamburgler now.

it's FAKE, its a commercial from ray ban.

there is a video on youtube from neverhidefilms, and if you google that you can see it is a COMMERCIAL! bbooeeehhhhh! atleast take a real tattoo!

it's FAKE, its a commercial from ray ban.

there is a video on youtube from neverhidefilms, and if you google that you can see it is a COMMERCIAL! bbooeeehhhhh! atleast take a real tattoo!

DUUUUUUUUCHE

This is a fake video. It's Raybans viral marketing. It is even hosted by Never Hide on the youtube link, and Never Hide is Rayban's viral slogan.

60. If you "has a brain" you would know it's proven not all FAT people are unhealthy. Actually more thinner people have issues with heart and other issues that people who are some what over weight don't have. There was huge study out and it was done very recently. You should look it up. For someone who hates people for being judge mental.. maybe you should take your own words to the matter.

use ur brain next time. ...

Ok, everyone has the right to do what they please to their own face. The question here is WHY? He got worst! An it looks like a guy with a cheap hero costume... Lame...

You could basically see the "oh fuck maybe I shouldve just kept these things elsewhere on my body" look as he lifts his head up to look at it. Have fun never being a respectable man dipshit.

OK. I'm not sure what the point of that was. I could understand if it looked good (which it doesn't), or was of something a little bit obscure, like a dragon for example - but sunglasses - seriously? Is it because it's too difficult or time consuming to pick up a real pair and put them on, and actually look better in the process. I think sometimes that tatoos should go under the same process as things like reconstructive surgery, whereby the individual is assessed for their mental well being beforehand, in order to determine if their need to deface themselves is rooted in some kind of childhood trauma. Way to go mate, you got you 15 minutes of fame - good look earning a living now your face is so messed up.

Fake or real, I don't care. Getting this done is just plain stupid. Just think about what it's gonna look like when he's an old man, when the skin on his face starts to sag. I would never get a tattoo done in a place where I could not discretely hide if I needed to.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

what ever floats his boat, if he wants that tattoo then good for him, it doesnt affect me

Hmm... interesting tattoo, but how good is that really going to look years from now? Not to mention whether or not he's going to really like it or not later on down the road. It's sort of like where someone tattoos a Tweety Bird on them & then 30 years later groans every time they see it in the mirror.

But hey- his face, not mine.

The tattoo artist is to blame here awell. No respectable tattoo artist would have done this - no matter the money. So I hope the guy with perma-glasses is also praying that the tattoo guy was using a dirty needle so that his pathetic life ends quicker!

what a ruh-tard.

At some point, "individuality" self mods like piercing, clothing, tattoos, haircut become retarded. He just passed this point... or perhaps passed it long ago.

Actually we should be glad he did this, it's given females visual cues to his retarded nature. Hopefully he won't reproduce

Good luck looking good when he's 70, old and tattoo'd i'd make fun of him I guess.

Haha, I love how many of you are calling him a moron- he's probably laughing at you guys calling you the same thing, considering he's duped most of you into thinking he's got that tattoo. It's fake- even if you guys don't know about tattoos, all you have to do is look at who posted the video to put two and two together. Jesus, some of you guys need to think.

The Coon?

Weak. I still have these year 2000 novelty glasses tattooed on my face from December 31, 1999 and they're way cooler.

Some people said that this tattoo was fake, whether it was or not really doesn't matter. I'm not a huge fan of face tattoos to begin with, and especially when it's something like this I think it's kinda silly.

This is pretty creative, but then again stupid in a sense where i would never want this guy to meet my parents, & he's effed for life.

It's a little hard to say if it's real or fake, when you get tattooed your skin swells, and your pores bleed. Plus your skin gets all red and irritated which is what it definitely looks like is going on.

Someone may have posted this already but the chick he's with is an actor from some reality show called the It Factor. That makes this more strange to me. I don't know why.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0729119/

I think it's cool. But it might make job interviews go a little difficult.

OK... there are so many idiots commenting on this post, that i found reading the comments more entertaining than the article!!!
1st, WTF is a 'knob'(#s 6 and 8)

2nd, #20, what this guy did WAS pretty stupid, but if you don't know basic English grammar, don't call someone else a dumbass!

#50-51, wtf is a NOB-HEAD? and are you 3?

Just sayin some people have no room to talk....

Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.

Dude...its a commercial, the tattoo is NOT real! In fact hes my cuz so I know for a fact. Maybe you guys should get the facts before you start criticizing and calling names, that makes you the TARDS, the bastard the coward anything you called him. Have a great day!

Some people said that this is fake but this creative thought.
Optician

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