Jan 3 2010I Wanna Be Blue!: Na'vi Makeup Tutorial

ugh...i couldnt watch this bag of meat talk for more than 10 secs

this chick is awesome

I... I'm scared. :(

wow, I agree with #3

after all of that, she looks more like Boss Nass than a Na'vi

Baby Smiley is hilarious.

The whole "chicano" thing usually pisses me off, but she sure does make it funny.

LOL best line good talented "b-jer" lol

My God I'm..I'm Blind

There... There is just so much fail in there.

Hahahaa, this was actually really funny. I was expecting something much different than I ended up watching.
Something more like the Star Wars kid in female form, but this chick actually made me lol at more than the Jonas Bros poster on her wall, which admittedly made me facepalm more than laugh.

in order to be like legit pandora people you need to A. not be a human, and B. not be fat

Gloria's hilarious. I subscribed.

This ozzy chick Juliette is also a good watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqKRWKv9WY0

I loved Avatar. I did. It was awesome... but I fucking hate it so much because I know the fucking furries are going fucking apeshit nuts over this movie. Why, James Cameron? Why did you have to give the furries their ultimate wet dream?

@13 what are furries? mabye I don't speak geek enough. I thought I did but I guess I don't.

@13: This is nothing. Go look up "Wet Wild and Furry" on yourutbe. It's an Orangina commercial. The humanity.......

Anyhow, yeah, this chick is really going places. Totally. She's the biggest thing since pre-sliced bacon. Mmmm...bacon....

I love it sooo much when someone asks a question much like the one just asked by @14 in a comments thread because either

A: They are taking sarcasm way to seriously, to the point that the sarcasm is no longer funny, and sarcasm should always be funny.

or

B: Even though they appear to be intelligent enough to know how to boot up a computer and log on to the internet, But some how not know that you can type any phrase or word into Google (or whatever search engine you prefer) and have your answer in anywhere from 2 minutes to a fraction of a second depending on internet connection : )

@1 well your ugly face made u miss out! she is hilarious!

looks like you're the douchebag now!

HEEEYYYYYY I'M FATTTT I'M GONNA TRY TO BE FUNNY TO COVERUP HOW REALLY USELESS AND INSECURE I AM..... I mean yeah I saw the movie too and loved it..but she made my dick go limp. good luck with all the black pandora people haha got m

@15: Why? Why would you make me look that up?! *cries*

shes looks like the toxic avenger

Man, that's horrible as all hell. I'd still do'er, though.

ugh.

@15, those ads made me want to cough up a hairball.

Try these. Maybe slightly nsfw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkDLMn_E-xk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PI_xP5ku_Q

ZOMG, you're single !!!

who could that be.

xD

I meant how, not who
kindda ruined my joke

fail
=B

You all missed the subtle comedic value. She is hilarious!

I thought Jabba was supposed to be green, not blue

reminds me of that demon clown from Spawn. XD

I am not going to have a boner for, at least a week after this! Thanks so much Geekologie.

O.O u need to lose about 200 pounds to even remotely look like them O.O. im scared, and im pretty sure im going to hell, but it had to be said

Hell does not exist. Too bad that doesn't make you any less an asshole.

It's awesome how people hide behind their ananimity online and act like assholes at other people's expense. (note the 30 or so previous examples).

This is how you do it. http://rynkeiser.deviantart.com/art/Avatar-149152675

HAHAHAHA, one tiny detail she missed. I recall the aliens or whatever "na'vi" being hmmm thin? HAHAHAHA not blue whalez, oh yes that was sad and funny I don't know what is more pathetic herself as is or her loathing of the thin people hahahaha. But this is just me a morbidly obease guy just saying what do I know ;-D

Agree with #33. It's so cheap and easy to shoot this girl down.

So she's big, so what? She's funny and apparently has a lot of fans. Good for her.

Man the harpoons.

@23

Mmm, Lilia.

ok is this a joke? i effing hope so....

Oh my god. a green Blimp...

She's hilarious. I watched a her other vids- The Chola makeup tutorial's my favorite.

@34: this is how you do it too: http://www.bluefactory.fr/blog/index.php?post/2009/12/24/C-est-ton-avatar-maintenant

I bet Ateri is a good "b-jer"

i couldn't watch it for more then 20 seconds. right after she said she saw a "mow-vee" i knew it was going to be awful.

@ 14: awww, we were all that innocent once. then the internets happened!

too early to watch it now. I can tell this is a very informative video and I should take notes, lol. This has to be good!

I don't know what to think O_O

#34 wow...just...wow. The chick in this video makes you look even sadder by comparison. Think about that.

@47 Dude I am sorry but she is rippin on something because what? She does not like sci-fi? Does it really matter she get a lot of attention apparently, I just point out she has self-loathing and is herself uber pathetic so the idea is that she insults others for her own mental follies. Simply put its pathetic and stupid, and what is more amusing something trying to be witty and intelligent while bashing clever artwork that she'll never live up to or the fact that you had to say something stupid to me in her deffense when its clear she does not need it for apparently she has fans.

Now weather they just laugh and make snide remarks about her as her fans or enjoy her humor is well not what I am getting into just eh. I laughed for its pathetic.

@48 it's 'whether' not 'weather'. Oh and it's 'it's' not 'its'

Can we officially call them Avitards? I see the coming storm, and I think it fits...

She just looks like Jabba the Hutt to me.

Hahahaha, what a fail

http://api.ning.com/files/tV4KODqszEl-e*UNUeGfndclzYu5p1Rak6oK3yFG4aNgCjX-A1aop0DQ3ByEqJx0oZk2sk0NDhhzF3e9gOxrt5DWiOMNUODN/stich.jpg

it just made me think of this.

Why can't skinny girls be funny? If only there was a way to combine the two. Maybe get a "used-to-be-fat" hotty.

New submision to Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

BJer - ( Bee*djay*er) an individual who's official title it is to preferment fellatio on members of the tribe. A position that carries with much honor and wet naps.

is that boy or girl?

Just... wow. Is she trying to be funny, or serious?

@15
ROTFL I'm posting it here for the cruelty of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

and she wonders why she is a virgin and single...she ruined furries and blue ppl for me!

@59: Let's be clear about something: Furries ruined furries for themselves long before this video came out. Period.

leave my girlfriend alone! I thought you guys were my loyal fans...

Like watching a soccer game of nothing but players with Down Syndrome, including the ref.

Better take care of your girlfriend, she going wild !

ok, she may be manatee fat, but that chick is funny as shit.

I was prepared to unleash the beast of ridicule all over a fatty Avatar fangirl, but she beat me to it, and probably did a better job of it.

funny as hell. definitely one of those girls, who when your friends set you up with her on a blind date, they absolutely refuse to give description other than "she has a great personality" seems like she would be fun to get baked with.

Get this chick on a treadmill for some exercise instead of letting her sit on her ass painting her face blue all day.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What a great eat beast! She knows where the ham hides!!!

well now i'm turned on. and by turned on, i mean my penis has completely inverted into my body.

wait... is that a Na'vi dildo in the background?

I don't think her intention was to give any of you an erection. This chick is funny as shit. Your (you know who you are) inability to see her not-so-subtle skewering of the fangirl you think she is doesn't say a whole bunch for your intelligence (ok, you may not know who you are).

I named my bong "Papa Smurf"

This shit was hilarious. If it's self aware self deprecation, expertly done. If not, then...

Um...

Well it was still funny either way.

Hilarious:D

Hey fat girl you doing that make up and im gonna let you finish, but there aren´t any fat navy you fat fat fatness.

I CAN FIX THIS.

1) Get a package of Tidy Bowl
2) Place in the toilet
3) Insert face
4) Flush

Presto!

Oh man, guys. This made me LOL so hard. P.S. Making fun of a girl for being fat is kind of useless. We know we are fat, we've heard all your jokes before, and it just hits our blubber and bounces right off yo!

Anyway, this video made me lawl.

Glow FTW!
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you need to see her Cholo Christmas songs Hilarious!

HELL YEAH THIS IS MORE A SPAWN'S CLOWN TUTORIAL I AGREE

This is Gold! And you guys are killing me! :' )

ugh the guys that need to make cracks at her being fat are so fucking sad ... it's not like she (or us for that matter) doesn't realize it.

instead of appreciating how damn funny she is, or not getting that humor and moving on ... instead have to tear into her for the MOST CAPTAIN OBVIOUS reason.

Most of ya who probably made some comment like "hur hur she dem dar fat" probably never seen a real woman naked and whack off online anyways and don't really have any room to talk.

A wild Snorlax appears!

(It broke free!)

"WTF?!! I thought this was supposed to be an Ultra Ball?"

haha I thought that this was gonna fail hard but it was actually pretty funny.

geekologie writer, tell your girlfriend she forgot to do her other chin.

I love this girl ... lmao she made my day

Yeaaah, that was retarded and it has nothing to do with her weight.

Dam it, she's blockin' the semi-attractive/ decent lookin' girls in the poster behind her.

*face-palm* this video is worse then the time my mom tried to make a sex tape with muppets and barbie dolls

Haha I love her when she does makeup parodies. Watch her Chola one!

Yay!! I LOVE Chola Girl! She and her other makeup tutorials are so hilarious. (And Avatar's great, too.) Thanks for being so "with it," GW!

i just died a little

ahaaaa WTF that shit aint right

She's funny lol but the growl at the end kind of scared me.

I agree #81..

I'm happy for Gloria, she's just a girl from the Bay Area pursuing her dream.. unlike most of the asshats that are on here calling her fat.

She might be fat, but she's making more money and fame than most will have ever making a fat comment on this site. I hope no one is fat in your family, and hopefully not your parents. Because I know for damn sure you wouldn't call them fat.

Grow the fuck up.. your ignorance and immaturity is disgusting.. appreciate the talent..

Sheesh, a lot of people here need to learn what satire is. Not only is she purposely making fun of all the "OMG I WANNA BE A NAAVI!11!!" people, but she's poking fun at herself as well for also liking the movie.

If all people can say is "OMG, you're fat" & not see how funny she is or think that she can't be a comedian because of it, then that's pretty sad. And sort of funny, because it means that she gets to have a joke at your expense.

@96 Well said. Although these morons are too busy watching free porn in their parents basement to learn about real people.

Does she not remind you of a Ninja Turtle @ the beginning? Cos that's all I see looking at her...

Wow, you guys must all be very proud of yourselves.

What does it matter if she "made [your] dick go limp"? It's not like your dick would have been getting much action beyond a tube sock and/or your well-loved Fleshlight, anyway.

You laugh, but now she's 12 feet tall!

AiiiAiii!

;)

lol.
I wanna be Na'vi!
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