Jan 20 2010I Must Live There: Bacon-y Foodscapes
Don't even act like you wouldn't swim in that creek. You'd probably even contemplate drowning on purpose AND I DON'T BLAME YOU. It's certainly not the worst way to go. Not the best either, but not the worst.
These aren't paintings but true photos! Also everything you can see in the photograph is made of real food! Pictures were photographed by Carl Warner, a photographer who works in London, and who made specialty of these food landscapes or how I like to call them - 'foodscapes'. In recent years he has been commissioned by many advertising agencies throughout Europe to produce his distinctive images for clients in the food industry.
OMG if you don't think I would eat my way all the way to the Dough Mountains, you have another thing coming. Namely, my projectile vomit. BLAAAAAARRRGH!! Sorry about that. BLAAAAAAHH! Oh -- wasn't finished.
Hit the jump for a couple more and a making-of shot.
Carl Warner's Food Landscapes or "Foodscapes" [moillusions]
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Bacon World [unusuallife]
Thanks to Joshua, who's too good to use the tipline and posts shit on Facebook instead.
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Reader Comments
1. 1? - January 20, 2010 8:18 PM
1?
2. 1? - January 20, 2010 8:18 PM
i know im a tool sorry- its my first first and last one at that haha
3. Gorbie - January 20, 2010 8:26 PM
Is it heaven?
4. austin - January 20, 2010 8:33 PM
HOLD THE FUCK UP...
You already posted this shit a while back..
Or this shit is Ooooooooooold, I've seen it.
5. Kater Tot - January 20, 2010 8:40 PM
I WANT TO GO TO THERE.
6. RighteousJoana - January 20, 2010 8:58 PM
anom nom nom
7. Duckettorama - January 20, 2010 9:13 PM
Ok I like bacon. But a fkin bacon river?! That just sounds like heart burn.
Maybe it snows rolaids?
8. blueZorro - January 20, 2010 9:24 PM
Fry it and call it paradise.
9. gizmoduck - January 20, 2010 9:28 PM
boner!
10. Sam - January 20, 2010 9:32 PM
It's not dough mountains... Those are bacon too. xD And if if rained Roloids, we'd die if we got hit with one.
11. Spikey DaPikey - January 20, 2010 9:34 PM
Soooooo hungry !
12. Y_so_Srsly? - January 20, 2010 9:42 PM
So THIS is the Glorious place that brought us the bacon explosion?!?!
13. naas - January 20, 2010 9:57 PM
@1 fuck off for knowing your wrongdoing yet doing it anyway asshat. Your family probably loathes being around you whenever you're feeling sassy
'Hey guys, I know you hate this & it makes me look retarded but I just (tee - hee - hee) couldn't resist LOL because it's my first. I'm so funny haha"
It's people like you that make Lewis Black the way he is
14. naas - January 20, 2010 10:00 PM
@10 huge boner
@1's douchbaggery threw me off so far I forgot to comment on the post
This POST is the perfect clusterfuck of the dairy queen of bacon & nuking islam all in one
15. naas - January 20, 2010 10:01 PM
I have a new idol meat-man
16. Lite Up Airplane - January 20, 2010 10:06 PM
I can't wait to go there and have unlimited sex with Kevin Bacon!
17. Samwich - January 20, 2010 10:24 PM
@ everyone. The more you talk to firstards the more they will post, they just want atention, so ignore them
18. Dru - January 20, 2010 10:28 PM
There were a series of adverts like this for a cafe in Brighton in 07. My favorite was one of a cauliflower sheep with parsnip legs and an olive head that I particularly loved :)
19. Jiakasuma - January 20, 2010 10:30 PM
To die for
20. livingjetlag - January 20, 2010 10:53 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - how does one spend that much time around bacon and not eat the project before it's half done?
21. jimmydogballz - January 20, 2010 11:18 PM
@1 good for you! You claim that first post! You deserve it!!
@19 so you loved that sheep so much you had sex with it and that would explain the post about the sheep with a human head. It's all starting to make sense now.
22. Ch ch changes - January 20, 2010 11:20 PM
Since I follow both moillusions and geekologie, I find it so funny how he posted this like 42 years after its original post.
23. Jim Shooter - January 20, 2010 11:46 PM
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Bacon, and to the bacon for which it stands, one nation under Bacon, indivisible, with bacon and eggs for all.
24. John - January 20, 2010 11:57 PM
This reminded of the Simpsons episode where Homer is in candy land and eating everything. (FUN FACT, ALSO THE TUTORIAL LEVEL FOR THE SIMPSONS 360/ps3 GAME)
25. keem - January 21, 2010 1:22 AM
we are so dumb that we would be raising pig made out of earth and drooling all over those on blogs
26. Photocopier - January 21, 2010 3:06 AM
oooolllllllddddd
27. BigHope - January 21, 2010 4:21 AM
What about the smell ? :Þ
28. fuck you - January 21, 2010 6:38 AM
@28 fuck you i was gonna be the first person to comment on that
29. rom gold - January 21, 2010 6:39 AM
Good thing I'm not a youngin', otherwise that figure would skyrocket.
I agree.
30. metin2 yang - January 21, 2010 6:40 AM
Coooooooooooool!
31. Victoria Stitch - January 21, 2010 6:55 AM
Ha these are incredible!!!
32. Jaded Icon - January 21, 2010 7:45 AM
I love bacon and all, but when I see it uncooked like this I kind of throw up a little in my mouth.....
33. 456 - January 21, 2010 9:12 AM
@24hahahaha
34. WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch - January 21, 2010 9:20 AM
I don't think I could handle that. I mean bacon is good, but not enough to make a river of it.
35. michelle - January 21, 2010 10:02 AM
I wish he had made little bacon people so I could pretend I'm Godzilla and eat them bitches first!
36. ciao - January 21, 2010 1:54 PM
heh, I see Canadian bacon...bacon roses....alas no bacon bits...
Overall this fella did amazingly nice with this land sculpture.
37. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 1:57 PM
Bacon is a dirty meat. Why am I not surprised that the cretins that use this site would be excited by such a horrible prospect?
On other matters, do you have the photographers permission to repost these photos?
38. Jocelyn - January 21, 2010 2:20 PM
I bet #38 is really fun at parties.... not
Lol I'm a vegetarian and I enjoyed this! :P
39. Tom - January 21, 2010 2:46 PM
Some of the most beautiful landscape a human eye as ever been laid upon. Please, bury me there when I choke on crude heavenly bacon.
40. neur0mancer - January 21, 2010 10:05 PM
Mmmm, is that a Hasselblad H-series he's using? Tasty!
41. Ian - January 24, 2010 1:40 AM
Something about the bacon river reminds me of an ex-girlfriend I once had.
42. Daddy Cakes® - January 24, 2010 2:11 PM
That's one tasty looking tree! The needed a nice round and golden brown Daddy Cakes® pancake hanging in the sky for the Sun.