I Wanna Be Blue!: Na'vi Makeup Tutorial

Yesterday I posted the how to speak like a Na'vi handbook, and today comes a humorous video tutorial on how to do your makeup to look like a member of the fictional race of blue kittehs. Just throw on a loincloth and you're good to go! Where, I don't know, just as long as it isn't here. The last thing I need is a bunch of near-naked blue freaks running around causing mischief. You hear that, Smurfs? NO FUNNY BUSINESS!

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Thanks to thekevbot, who better be joking with that name lest I email him a bomb.

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