How often do I ask you for anything? Almost never, right? Well now I'm asking you for something. Where can I buy and/or get the materials to make this dinosaur necklace? Because I want one. And, even if my girlfriend doesn't know it yet, she wants one too. I think if I could just stroke those lucky dino bones while I write, this blog would stop sucking so hard. And by sucking I mean suckling. Nipples. GEEKOLOGIE IS THE TITS.
Cool Dinosaur Necklace [collthings]
Thanks to Mel and Tiff, who had matching dino-bone anklets until I hid under their car and cut them off when they were unlocking the doors. I got dragged 8 blocks but it was worth it. And to Jessica, who kicked the knife out of my hand and backed over me.
Damn, now why didn't I think of that? Oh wait, I did. Screw you you bearded copy-cat, I am the OG!
Gold Zelda Cartridge Bling [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Pablo and Jack, who can only afford silver cartridge bling because they aren't filthy rich like me.... / Continue →
What could possibly make a tuxedo shirt any cooler? Nothing. Except for maybe a Bow TIE Fighter Tuxedo Shirt! Fashion is dead. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Bow TIE Tuxedo Shirt; you're my only hope. Available now for $22, the shirt was designed by Geekologie Re... / Continue →
Classexy is a combination of classy and sexy and is probably the best word you can use to describe me if you could only choose one. But if you could choose two they would probably be convicted felon. Prison tats and having to marry the guy with the most cigarettes aside, thes... / Continue →