Jan 16 2010Get It While It's Hot: Egyptian Mario T-Shirt
Because you can't run an Egyptian themed design contest without a Mario entry winning, here's today's Shirt.Woot. It's Mario in the style of hieroglyphics and $10 shipped TODAY ONLY. I swear, I really need to start demanding kickbacks from all these t-shirt companies. Here I am blogging topless (that left nipple's pointing at you!) and making these cats a fortune. Which, Jesus -- what if they really are cats? Meow.
Shirt Woot (different shirt every day of the week)
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Reader Comments
1. captainkrupt - January 16, 2010 12:17 PM
first!
2. cabbo - January 16, 2010 12:41 PM
Captian Krupt went down with his ego ship.
3. Turd Ferguson - January 16, 2010 12:42 PM
Why have you been slinging t-shirts, GW? Are you getting kickbacks from the sites that are selling these?
You suck.
4. cabbo - January 16, 2010 12:44 PM
What is he jumping over? Or into?
I'd get it, but I've ruined enough shirts. Friggin' pinhole burns. No idea where they came from, I swear.
5. cabbo - January 16, 2010 12:45 PM
@3 He's clarified that he is not.
6. cabbo - January 16, 2010 12:53 PM
Who'll save this dirty drowning man?
Who WILL save this dirty drowning man,Les?
7. cabbo - January 16, 2010 12:54 PM
Funk bass solo!
8. om3ga - January 16, 2010 2:24 PM
wicked t-shirt !! i love the egyptian level with the secret route at the top of the screen !!!!
9. Jiakasuma - January 16, 2010 6:24 PM
2nd? This deserves to be 1st!
10. naas - January 16, 2010 7:27 PM
How do you egyptianize the sound of mario jumping over something? Closet Nerd's wife can probably do it without even trying.
That mystery sound is what I hear when I see that shirt
11. Turd Ferguson - January 16, 2010 8:48 PM
@6
Then why the fuck does he post this kind of bullshit (seemingly) every other day?
12. led display - January 17, 2010 9:36 AM
that left nipple's pointing at you!
13. Jaded Icon - January 18, 2010 10:29 AM
@ 11
To piss you off, obviously. GW hates trolls as much as we do. Don't worry; I'm not calling you an internet troll, just a real one.
14. Closet Nerd - January 18, 2010 8:38 PM
@10
It sounds like 'spinx' 'spinx'.... just sayin
15. cabbo - January 19, 2010 7:22 AM
@10 it actually sounds like 'phewwwwauoingggg'.
16. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 2:37 PM
Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.