Get It While It's Hot: Egyptian Mario T-Shirt

Because you can't run an Egyptian themed design contest without a Mario entry winning, here's today's Shirt.Woot. It's Mario in the style of hieroglyphics and $10 shipped TODAY ONLY. I swear, I really need to start demanding kickbacks from all these t-shirt companies. Here I am blogging topless (that left nipple's pointing at you!) and making these cats a fortune. Which, Jesus -- what if they really are cats? Meow.

Shirt Woot (different shirt every day of the week)

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