Free Candy!: Custom $175 Pedobear Hoodies

Hey, want to creep everybody out and get your own personal patrol car following you where ever you go? Then buy a $175 custom Pedobear hoodie from Calgary Cosplay (Pedonadians!) and wear it to a middle school basketball game. Make sure to stare at the cheerleaders.

Product Site (with tons of custom Pokemon hoodies as well)
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The Pedobear Hoodie Cost $175, Guarantees Instant Awesomeness [knucklesunited]

Thanks to Ezrail and I Never Back Down, who don't need Pedobear hoodies because they have half-grown mustaches and wear those glasses that automatically darken in sunlight.

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