Flowchart: It Fell On The Floor, Should I Eat It?
The latest in flowing charts posted here on Geekologie, this graphic guides you through the process of determining if a dropped food item is still worth eating. Of course, it's completely inaccurate. When it comes to eating shit off the floor there's really only one question you need to ask yourself before popping it back in your mouth: is it actually shit?
Dropped Food. Should You Eat it? [flowingdata]
Thanks to twellve, who lives (and may die) by the 5-second rule.
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