Jan 25 2010eBay: (Reproduction Of) Pee-wee's Clockey

Slow down when you read the titles, it's not what it sounds like. This a reproduction of Pee-wee's Clockey, from the hit children's (and high 20-something's) television show 'Pee-Wee's Playhouse'. I want the talking chair! *wikipedia-ing* Chairry! I want Chairry!
Have the coolest playhouse on the block! It's a one-of-a-kind, handmade paper-maché replica of Clocky from Pee-wee's Playhouse, and it is a working clock. Made to hang on a wall. It is lightweight but sturdy, it measures just under 30"x20" at its widest points. The Clocky pictured is not the exact one that the winner will receive, but it is basically the same in every way.
eBay seller (and loyal Geekologie Reader) benzbay is selling the clocks for $150, so if you're interested go scoop one up. Aaaaand if you're not interested don't scoop one up, I don't care. But you will scoop up your dog's mess if it shits in my yard OR YOU WILL BE TAZED. Fair warning, that makes it legal.
Hit the jump for two more shots and a link to the auction.



Thanks to Ben, who has inspired me to get high and watch The Price is Right.
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Reader Comments
1. Jaded Icon - January 25, 2010 10:52 AM
Say what you will, Pee Wee's Play house was pretty cool at the time....
2. Gargamel - January 25, 2010 10:53 AM
What's the secret word of the day?
3. Dogless - January 25, 2010 10:54 AM
I also misread the first line as 'read the titties', so I think they even themselves out.
4. KBOTZ - January 25, 2010 10:57 AM
I WONDER IF THE BIG HAND TOUCHES ITSELF?
5. LSDiesel - January 25, 2010 10:57 AM
Time to spend the day watching Pee-Wee clips on youtube.
6. Matt-Zilla - January 25, 2010 11:02 AM
i can't lie, it looks pretty sweet, but the creep factor is pretty high too
but i'll drop some $$$ for chairy
7. kelehendros - January 25, 2010 11:04 AM
......huumans.....
8. Scarlett - January 25, 2010 11:09 AM
Ha! That's fantastic. I was always partial to Penny and Globey myself though.
9. titsonsnack - January 25, 2010 11:23 AM
Remember when he cleaned up the playhouse and found Floory?
10. naas - January 25, 2010 12:01 PM
I don't remember that clock being so bloody
11. TerryR - January 25, 2010 12:03 PM
You know who I blame for the cancellation of Pee Wee's Playhouse? George Bush, that's who!
12. Ben Zurawski - January 25, 2010 12:14 PM
I'm the one that's making the Clocky's ...If the link takes you to an already sold Clocky, just search ebay for another one: 'Pee-wee Clocky' or email me at TheFlippist@gmail.com.
13. naas - January 25, 2010 12:22 PM
@12 thanks for the 411
14. Jaded Icon - January 25, 2010 2:46 PM
@ 12
Fess up Ben Zurawski, you're really Paul Ruban aren't you....
15. sage james spirtos - January 25, 2010 3:40 PM
I think I'm going to buy it...
16. sage james spirtos - January 25, 2010 4:41 PM
...and I bought it!
17. LC - January 25, 2010 7:02 PM
Wait, how is it a "one-of-a-kind" if multiples are being made and sold?
18. ham - January 25, 2010 7:36 PM
Am I the only one that doesn't like the look on Clockey's face?
the word of the day is rape. oh noes!
19. sage james spirtos - January 25, 2010 10:06 PM
I think it looks awesome!
20. ciao - January 26, 2010 8:33 AM
I want to burn it.
21. Ben Zurawski - January 27, 2010 2:06 AM
Eeek! Due to copyright laws that I have now been made aware of...This Clocky will no longer be for sale out of respect for Paul Reubens and his ownership of this character and all related Pee-wee Herman trademarks. The only reason I was selling these was so that I could get enough money to pay for tickets, and travel expenses to see the Pee-wee Herman Live show. I have those funds now and can no longer offer this item. Thanks and I hope there is no bad blood. I love you Pee-wee!