Jan 14 2010Different Strokes For Different Incarcerated Folks: Inmates Get Their Eyeballs Tattooed

EW D: (and did I get first? I hope not, because this would make me look stupid...MEGALAWL)

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EW D: (and did I get first? I hope not, because this would make me look stupid...MEGALAWL)

@1&3 Its not because you were first that you look stupid

I wonder what he used for ink?

"I thought black would be a little scary" HAHAHAHAHA!

who thinks of something like this? But it does look cool

ahhh I've heard of this before but hadn't seen it

*shivers

*shudder* I didn't think people actually did this! When I was getting my second tattoo this drunk guy stumbled into the parlour and asked to get the whites of his eyeball tattooed (actually, he asked to get the "eye of his whiteball" tattooed, but that's beside the point). They said no, of course. Apparently you have to be in prison to find someone willing to repeatedly stick needles in your eye.

@1,2+3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw3XUse9Bj8

The guy who got in for conspiracy to commit murder, assault and arson didn't get his eyes done black because he though it would look too "scary".

What so now because they are incarcerated these people don't have rights like regular folk? I would gladly represent any one of these people in a court of law over any of you nazi racist bigots. And I will stand by that.

You know my name, you know my game, I've been doing this for 10 years now if you want some of this then lets step it up a notch.

Ken Goldstein Esq.

@11

You're a douche.

Ch4p3l V0n Ch4pp1ngt0n the FOURTH, BITCH!

@Ken, awho aho ahee aha aho ahe ahum. You have a persona. Good for you.

Give it up, unless you LIKE Cemetary Rapist.

P.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyS7tpoANxE

So what, now taxpayers have to pay for these douches eye surgery when they fuck up?

@ 11

You must really hate the real Ken Goldstein.....

I thought the dark blue eyes looked awesome. I, though, would never do that.

WRETCH.

Here drink this Toilet Wine, and I'll stick shit in your eye. That should pass some time.

@11 Would this happen to be your hook nosed kyke ass?

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@18 Easy now, enough of the calling people 'kyke'. Although, Ken IS a dick.

So, can the fake ken not be arrested for impersonating the real ken? TOUCHE MOFO

I want to know why they gave him the nickname hamster. .... ..... or... maybe I don't.

@21 BECAUSE THEY SHOVE HIM IN THEIR ASSES AND HAVE HIM CRAWL AROUND

What is this, "Pitch Black"?

well this explains why they are in prison, because they are fucking idiots.

Just another way for them to be "hard" in prison and show how tough they are. I'll have to admit tattoing eyeballs probably hurt like hell, especially in unsanitary conditions with no anethstesia available.

wow, i could only handle about 17 seconds of that clip. made me feel physically ill to see it, not to mention thinking about what it involved...
*boke*

Whattttt...the......Hell.

@ Ken Goldstein
Since apparently you can't comprehend ENGLISH from the comments on the previous post telling you to get-the-fuck-out-of-here, I have taken the liberty of using Google Translator to translate it into Hebrew, so maybe NOW you can understand it:

אני מייצג את המבקרים Commenters של אתר זה. החלטנו כי אתה אדוני, הם douchebag.

זה הובא לידיעתנו שלנו כי הם שלך פשוט טרול כי היא כישלון בכל החיים. הערות ולכן מהווה פגיעה בזכויות ליהנות זה באתר שלנו שלך. במונחים של אתה חרא לעצבן את Out Of Us החוק, אנו זכאים צו מניעה נגד המשך בהערה שלך, כמו גם לשחזר נזקים ממך על אובדן זמן מודיעין סבלנו כתוצאה של התנהלות שלך.

בנסיבות אלה, אנו דורשים ממך מיד:

1. נקה את העוגיות בדפדפן האינטרנט שלך ולשכוח כי קיים Geekologie

2. בתשלום הממשל בסך של 999.99 אל כל commenter

3. להפסיק לאלתר את השימוש של הודעות באתר זה כדי להפיץ douchebaggary שלך.

אנו מצפים ממך לא שומע כמו של EDT/10 12:15: 15amPST, 01/17/2010.

זה נכתב מבלי לפגוע בזכויות שלנו, כל אלה הם גורמים בזאת במפורש שמורות.

עבדכם

I've seen this before on a TV show (can't recall the name, possibly Taboo). The one I saw wasn't in prison and they DID use a syringe to put the ink under the outer layer of the eyeball (the same layer they cut off for Lasik I believe). The tattoo artist had been practicing on pig eyes from the butcher for months before he attempted on a human though.

do want in black

Oh damn....

Why not go all the way and get Xray vision? oh wait, because THAT'S STUPID that's why

See how far people are willing to go NOT to get ass fucked in prison.

Man what people do for attention...

I don't see no red

...Remember, you have to be committed..wait no, you have to have committed a felony, to be as stupid as we are before proceeding. Ass Clowns.

Losers.

I think something more useful would be to get spike piercings in the ass so it would hurt others to penetrate, probably would hurt to sit too, but that'd be fine since they are hardcore mofos who want to prove they got pain tolerance. Because we know it's not the pain they avoid when they get a bone in their ass, it's the rep as someone's bitch that really hurts.

do want in black

I LIKE TURTLES!

Fucked. Up.

i believe its spelled kike