Now we've known about eyeball tattoos for awhile now, just not that people were getting them done in the slammer. Honestly, there are just some things I just wouldn't want to get done in prison: my ass, and every single other thing ever. But did that stop David Boltjes and Paul Inman from getting good and drunk off toilet hooch and tattooing their eyeballs? No it did not. The video's worth a watch if you get the chance, and contains a whole bunch of good one-liners. Also, footage of two guys with their eyeballs tattooed. And, as tough as I am, I wouldn't want to run into either one of them in a dark alley. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE POOR NIGHT VISION.
What better way to honor your favorite film than with a commemorative tattoo on your shoulder? Sure you could just buy the Blu-Ray when it's released, but come on, that's for posers. You're a real fan. Real fans do crazy shit they'll regret later. Now I know what you're thi... / Continue →
I have absolutely no idea what the hell I just watched, but I have the feeling it's the reason the internet was invented. Bonus black-suit Spidey after the jump. Just lookin' out for you, loverboy.
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Gunnar glasses ($100 - $189!!!!!!!!!!) come in cleverly named styles like Bit Surfer, Wi-Five and El Doucherino, and are supposed to prevent the eye fatigue caused by blogging eight hours a day. That's right ladies and gentlemen....prepare to experience "Enhanced Computer Visi... / Continue →