Die, Bowser!: Mario Suits That Should Exist

This is a little gallery by College Humor's Jeff Rubin of Mario suits that Nintendo mistakenly left out of the games. Geez, way to drop the ball, Nintendo. Also, the soap. Haha -- gimme that butt!
Hit the jump for several more.





7 Mario Suits I Wish Were Real [collegehumor]
Thanks to Nathan and Julian, who were both hoping for "law" suits. Get it? It's a pun!
It Was Worth It!: Twenty Years Of Service To Nintendo Gets You A Sweet Gold Mario Statue
20 years of devoted (no cheating with SEGA!) service to Nintendo and you get one of these sweet-ass Mario statues. 20 years of blogging? Liver failure and a string... More →
Mario 30th Anniversary Music Extravaganza!
That...is making my eyes water. This is an 18-minute trip (literally, some of the graphics are INTENSE) down Mario memory lane featuring a musical montage of tunes from Nintendo... More →
600-Point Low Score Super Mario Bros. Run
This is a video of a guy beating Super Mario Bros. with a total score of 600. Which, from what I gathered by skipping around the 8:30 video, is... More →
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