Jan 17 2010We're At The Bottom: "Hierarchy Of The Dead"
Damnit, I hate being at the bottom of the barrel. I mean, we're not even ahead of reanimated cobbled corpses. That's just pathetic (I'll jump off the roof, you bring me back to life).
Ghost of GW: Okay guys, little help over here. *eyes chart* Wait -- I'M ON TOP. Don't touch me, DON'T TOUCH ME!
Thanks to Turbo the Mechanical Ape, who gets no banana for being mechanical.
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Reader Comments
1. Donald Duck - January 17, 2010 4:16 PM
FIRST
2. bobo - January 17, 2010 4:17 PM
SECOND
3. tiffanybakescakes - January 17, 2010 4:18 PM
not first like the first h0e
4. sgmaniac1255 - January 17, 2010 4:21 PM
i find it hilarious that you put "Dallas is Seriously Sucking" as one of the tags!!! 3-34 ouch (and yes, i am a cowboys fan.... or would be if i liked football)
5. Dan - January 17, 2010 4:22 PM
....... Why is that worth anyones time? Jesus, if you've got nothing, just post nothing, man, we won't mind.
6. Billy Rapture - January 17, 2010 4:23 PM
@5
Uh, this is a BLOG. He can post whatever the hell he wants.
7. eddy - January 17, 2010 4:25 PM
What about undead animals? Undead viruses? Undead inanimate objects? Inquiring minds would like to know.
8. Brendan - January 17, 2010 4:28 PM
lawl
9. Funeral Balloons - January 17, 2010 4:31 PM
Vampires are totally more powerful than ghosts! Who wrote this? They forgot like fifteen other species! D'ah!
10. WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch - January 17, 2010 4:41 PM
Lol I love this!!
11. Brad B - January 17, 2010 5:14 PM
What about the Highlander!!! Duncan MacLeod got royally -- snubbed.
12. Dr. Reanimation - January 17, 2010 5:15 PM
No worries ill get this body back to a normal human state! Ghost of GW: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
GW: "Damn it Doc I was on top I was on top. Wait who the hell called 911!?"
13. atheistgirl - January 17, 2010 5:36 PM
This is a 'Hierarchy Of The Dead' so we're only at the bottom if we're dead, as in dead and not undead.
14. J-SIZZLE - January 17, 2010 5:47 PM
Vampires are Immortal and mortal? FTW
I guess it sort of makes sense.... They live forever, unless you kill them.
15. Samwich - January 17, 2010 6:17 PM
Hmm... would demons count? because theyre like... dead people right?
16. jimmydogballz - January 17, 2010 6:25 PM
how long did it take this guy to make the chart? 10 minutes. No thought whatsoever was used in the creation of this weak chart.
Leave it a Mechanical Ape to present such unworthy material. But blame GW for actually posting it.
17. John - January 17, 2010 7:52 PM
So... does this mean that Pac-Man would rape a vampire?
18. meister - January 17, 2010 7:54 PM
How are ghosts in a little offshoot all to themselves? Ghosts were once mortal just like everything else on that chart! Unless we're talking about some sort of poltergeist/demon thing.
19. mcE - January 17, 2010 10:35 PM
i thought zombies were the living dead, not the undead?
20. cabbo - January 18, 2010 6:48 AM
@5 Don't lie, of course we would mind. But hey, I reacted worse when I saw something here that was basically a waste of time, so I can't really talk.
P.s. Sorry about that GW.
@13 exactly, which is why the person who made this chose to put a big 'DEAD' above the little human. Also, ghosts should be under 'DEAD' as well, no?
@20 Living dead, Undead, it's all the same. It just matters if you like George A. Romero.
21. sandra - January 18, 2010 8:45 AM
where are the immortal skeletons of prince of persia??
or skeletor of h-.man??
22. a zombie named Louis - January 18, 2010 10:52 PM
@5
Don't question the almighty GW.
WTF? I'm below those bloodsuckers? I'm calling zombie bullshit on this.
23. boby v - January 20, 2010 4:12 AM
FAILED
how are vampires undead mortals and immortal???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
24. Occasional stumbler - January 21, 2010 8:16 AM
We are screwed, seriously screwed ... and alone.
25. Ken Goldstein Esq. - January 21, 2010 2:39 PM
Contact my office immediately. You have cases pending against you. Ignoring this matter will further damage your situation.