We're At The Bottom: "Hierarchy Of The Dead"

Damnit, I hate being at the bottom of the barrel. I mean, we're not even ahead of reanimated cobbled corpses. That's just pathetic (I'll jump off the roof, you bring me back to life).

Ghost of GW: Okay guys, little help over here. *eyes chart* Wait -- I'M ON TOP. Don't touch me, DON'T TOUCH ME!

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Thanks to Turbo the Mechanical Ape, who gets no banana for being mechanical.

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