Jan 1 2010Death By Chocolate: Candy Weaponry
Chocolate Weapons is a website that sells chocolate handguns, bullets and grenades. You can get a hollow gun for $25 or a solid one for $30. Alternatively, for $6 I'll beat you within an inch of your life with a Snickers. Just offerin'.
Chocolate Weapons
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Chocolate guns and ammo [boingboing]
Thanks to Lee, who once blasted Willy Wonka with a chocolate shotgun. He bled nougat.
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Reader Comments
1. izzy - January 1, 2010 7:22 PM
AMAZING!!1!oneone!1!
2. Billy Rapture - January 1, 2010 7:29 PM
Very clever GW, very clever.
I could beat you within an inch of your life with a reeses cup.
3. Whiskey - January 1, 2010 7:34 PM
Death by Chocolate
4. MANLY MAN - January 1, 2010 7:35 PM
I once killed a man for laying a finger on my Butterfinger.
5. me - January 1, 2010 8:07 PM
GW said "just offerin'"... just sayin'
6. J-SIZZLE - January 1, 2010 8:09 PM
just dont eat the barrel of the gun in public, people will start trying to talk you out of it.
7. firstgold - January 1, 2010 8:09 PM
I would love to get ham- I mean killed by that... *ahem*
8. Skittles_Are_Better - January 1, 2010 8:17 PM
Incident at an airport, office building, fat camp, Bungie studios, waiting to happen. Some little kid whips one of these out and becomes filled with more bullets that CRUNCH bars are filled with those little crackle things. Also, if you come over to the side passenger door of my van with me, I have a ton of candy for you. Just offerin'
9. DH - January 1, 2010 8:19 PM
cartman from south park writing his "suicide note" anyone?
10. JJtoob - January 1, 2010 8:20 PM
Lock and loaded. Weapons free?
11. Circe - January 1, 2010 8:47 PM
DH: I totally thought of that episode too! I hope they come in marshmallow.
12. Sanjisan - January 1, 2010 9:10 PM
You know whats crazy, is that in my hands as I signed on to check my favorite blog here I was eating the ammunition box. Fucking insane!
13. killerabbit - January 1, 2010 9:18 PM
@12
You were "eating the ammunition box," you say? We should turn that into a mainstream euphemism.
14. Tennist0 - January 1, 2010 9:21 PM
GW, you can beat me with a snickers anyday...free of charge. I'll supply the snickers.
15. Twinkledink - January 1, 2010 9:31 PM
@13 I support this notion.
16. Lance Criminal - January 1, 2010 9:53 PM
Not a fan of Glocks, but interesting none the less.
17. Jigs - January 1, 2010 9:55 PM
I think one of these would be a great gift for the president! But, with him being so busy and all, I think you should just run up to him real quick and give it to him.
18. Ch ch changes - January 1, 2010 11:05 PM
Why would you NOT get the solid one?
19. J-SIZZLE - January 1, 2010 11:23 PM
@18 no kidding, a $5 difference for about 10 times the chocolate.
20. Jiakasuma - January 1, 2010 11:37 PM
Yummy
21. J-man the Cobra - January 1, 2010 11:49 PM
FAKE.
22. nfl jerseys on sale - January 2, 2010 12:05 AM
wow,that is crazy.
23. ciao - January 2, 2010 3:31 AM
I've always wanted to eat a grenade...especially with exploding....
....with flavah!!!
24. cabbo - January 2, 2010 9:12 AM
I'd bite the bullet.
How could NO-ONE get that? That's the first thing I said when I saw this.
The grenade should've been made for easter, if I'm going to be all businessey. And it's better have little chocolate balls inside.
It's a taste explosion!
I'd take a shot in the mouth for one!
Come on, I feel we are missing some very easy puns here.
25. cabbo - January 2, 2010 9:13 AM
Although bigs to GW for the title.
26. carlos - January 2, 2010 1:30 PM
so... who's stilll waiting until they come with a full size bazooka? or military tank?,,yeah i bet the hollow to solid price wont be 5 bucks.
27. ciao - January 2, 2010 2:43 PM
you can't rob anything with that chocolate gun, it'll melt in the robber's hand. :P
28. Anonymous - January 2, 2010 3:37 PM
Well the solid one isn't pure chocolate.. the name says "Solid Milk Chocolate Candy Handgun - Full-sized"
And the description:
Superb hand-crafted detail and made from almost a full pound of Sephra's famous Melano Milk Chocolate Coating, the Chocolate candy Handgun will give anyone the best "Near Death by Chocolate" experience of a lifetime! Comes packaged in a foam-lined box...just like a real handgun would! The Chocolate Handgun is the perfect gift for any gun-loving man or woman. Throw in a couple cans of Chocolate Ammo, and you will have the ultimate gift!
So only the outside is real chocolate =\
29. graf zeppelin - January 3, 2010 3:24 PM
I bleed peanut butter. cause I'm awesome.
30. footclan - January 4, 2010 6:47 PM
I want a revolver like Cartman.
31. Marshall Law - January 6, 2010 12:06 PM
Is that made out of Glockolate?
32. wholesale hats - March 17, 2010 10:57 PM
Although bigs to GW for the title.