Jan 25 2010Cthulhu Ski Mask Perfect For Bank Robbery
Now I'm not saying you should go out and rob a bank, but I am saying I have a birthday coming up in seven months and money is always the right size. Interpret as you will (at least get a payday loan, cheapskate). Made by Sugarcoatidli3z, the same creator as this Pikachu ski mask (you have washed that sweathshirt, right?), Cthulhu here is sure to haunt your dreams and make children cry hysterically with equal dexterity. Which, provided it chase the naked mermen out of my dreams in the process, is a win-win situation. Haha, not you, King Triton, you and I have some unfinished business to attend to. So, Ariel's like, what, 37 now? I'll give you six dolphins for her.
Sugarcoatidli3z's deviantART (with the pattern to make your own)
Thanks to sham, who once knitted an elephant ski mask. DO WANT.
Reader Comments
1. AtomicSquid - January 25, 2010 11:44 AM
Looks like a green Dr. Zoidberg
2. FreakingFreak - January 25, 2010 11:47 AM
What's a Cthulhu?
3. Photocopier - January 25, 2010 11:53 AM
1 & 2 FAIL
H.P fucking Lovecraft!
I really want one of these please, I'll be on my bestest behaviour all the way till cwistmas :3
4. Closet Nerd - January 25, 2010 11:55 AM
@1 Took the words right out of my mouth
5. naas - January 25, 2010 12:00 PM
@4 same here
@1 my immediate 1st thought, definitely...
Good monday to you all..... if there's anything good about monday worth saying
6. TerryR - January 25, 2010 12:01 PM
This is George Bush's fault!
Klaatu barada nikto! Rahm Kthulu Emanuel!
7. Abballo - January 25, 2010 12:02 PM
Wooooop woop woop woop woop woop!
8. Jeremy - January 25, 2010 12:11 PM
Almost looks like a green Ood...
9. Matterhorn - January 25, 2010 12:20 PM
That's a prothean, not cthulhu.
10. Eric - January 25, 2010 12:40 PM
WUBWUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB!
11. CharlO - January 25, 2010 1:07 PM
@8 the word is God
12. Squidoo - January 25, 2010 1:24 PM
@2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
:)
13. Skeletor - January 25, 2010 1:24 PM
mega wicked badass
14. 5000 - January 25, 2010 1:25 PM
I can see forever!!
15. Milkman - January 25, 2010 1:29 PM
what happens if i dangle my salty nuts under those tentacles.. they feel like they're being licked! :o
16. ciao - January 25, 2010 1:30 PM
I want that jacket, and the little mask too. >:D
17. Ch4p3l - January 25, 2010 1:31 PM
Don't know what cthulahoop is but I thought it was either a PAC man ghost done poorly, or a squid billie at first glance
18. Closet Nerd - January 25, 2010 1:35 PM
@5 Big Bang Theory is on Monday nights..... thats pretty much all i have to look forward to on Mondays..... that and new Geekologie posts..... just sayin
19. Amy - January 25, 2010 1:50 PM
DO WANT!!!
20. Abigail Elise - January 25, 2010 1:52 PM
Wow! Awesome!
21. proteon - January 25, 2010 2:19 PM
Pretty sweet
22. Dr. - January 25, 2010 2:49 PM
I know this is a site titled 'Geekologie' but the dude in the picture is a fucking loser. You might as well shoot yourself now because that ski mask ain't making you neat/cool/creative/etc. You just look like a guy who has never touched a woman's naked boob, other than your mother.
23. Dr. - January 25, 2010 2:51 PM
Or Captain Tryhard. Probably more appropriate.
24. banger - January 25, 2010 3:01 PM
@ 22, 23
thats a chick bro, look at her deviant art
25. atheistgirl - January 25, 2010 3:39 PM
Neat! Shame I can't knit.
26. Covert Koala - January 25, 2010 4:45 PM
oh jeez, not pussy face again
27. twellve - January 25, 2010 5:17 PM
digging the owl hoodie. and once again, it's crocheted, not knit. :p
28. Photocopier - January 25, 2010 5:55 PM
@22 & 23
way to fuck up. I'm sure she's touched her own naked boob, and that you aint getting near hers
29. Jaded Icon - January 26, 2010 10:38 AM
@ 22+ 23
Well, she isn't the one labeling herself "Dr." to make up for the inadequacies that you clearly have.
BTW: If she sold these in Minnesota she would make a killing.
30. Stephanie - January 27, 2010 12:01 PM
I love the pattern, looks easy but how did you do the tentacles? Did you attach them after completing the hood?
31. tina - February 4, 2010 9:44 PM
http://www.footbing.com/products/Mens-Footwear-c1_p1.html
alessandro dell aqua shoes
32. Mr. RH - February 18, 2010 8:47 AM
The mask itself looks cool, but robbing a bank with one of those ? Might be attracting a little bit too much attention. Professional criminals seem to prefer something more lifelike lately:
http://www.latex-mask.com/en/component/content/article/60-raiders-use-latex-masks-to-steal-jewels.html
33. dateme - March 26, 2010 8:31 AM
hey girl date me plzz......i wana c those tities