January 29, 2010

Conspiracy!: Super Mario 3 Never Happened

Filed Under: can i get that with extra lameass-sauce? / conspiracy / i thought everybody knew / i'm on to you nintendo / mario / super mario bros. / video game / weak / yeah and super mario 2 was just a f***ing dream

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Did you know Super Mario 3 was actually just a play? I did, because I'm observant. Yeah, CSI wanted me to join their team but I turned them down because I don't do dead bodies. Figuratively or literally. Sure I poked a run-over opossum with a stick once BUT ONLY CAUSE HE WAS GIVING ME THE STINK-EYE.

Super Mario Bros 3 Never Happened [animenews]

Thanks to GuamOtoko, who played a flying turtle and said all the hoisting up and down made him puke.

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