Jan 3 2010Best Commercial Ever: Tequila-Bot Is A Jerk
This is arguably the best commercial ever made that isn't European (I heard they run ads with boobs). It was produced by video makers Vacant Manifesto For an Alabamian Mexican restaurant and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that a robot, given any opportunity, will leave you for dead and go get drunk. Ahem, Bender.
Terminator 5: Dance of the Tequilabots [thenerdist]
Thanks to Marty the farmer and The Superficial Writer, who can both drink any robot under the table. And then kick it. YES!
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Reader Comments
1. killerabbit - January 3, 2010 4:11 PM
Robot Hoooouuuuuuuuuusssssssssssse!
2. KEVVERRROOONNNOOO - January 3, 2010 4:12 PM
things humans have learned about robots-
1. THEY ARE HEARTLESS EVIL MACHINES THAT EAT FISH BURGERS!
2.ROBOTS HATE MEXICANS!
3. Daisy - January 3, 2010 4:15 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max's head exploded because they installed a motion activated light switch in his office and set it to be very sensitive, but time out quickly. Every time someone walked by the lights would go on, and then 5 seconds later go off. It was very iritatiing.
4. soundofbread - January 3, 2010 4:48 PM
that was awesome
5. therealRoboticDeathArmy - January 3, 2010 5:28 PM
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6. Jimmydogballz... FTW - January 3, 2010 5:55 PM
bring it robot bitches
@5... I see you are converting to the darkside of Firstardism. I knew you were a closet homo just reading your previous posts. But to carry this into another day is wonderfully pathetic.
7. doubles - January 3, 2010 6:49 PM
That Fish Burger looks soooo good.
8. ronnie van zant's charred remains - January 3, 2010 7:48 PM
Yep, that's gotta be from Alabama. Everyone in the mud races hates white people. Sweet Home Alabama, where n*-lynchin' is a way of life.
9. eric granell is a fag - January 3, 2010 7:50 PM
i'm not mexican, i'm puerto rican!
10. Smart - January 3, 2010 8:22 PM
@8
Quit stereotyping what you don't know about. you sound like an idiot.
11. Jiakasuma - January 3, 2010 8:39 PM
Jajjajaa ya tengo ganas de ir
12. Rer - January 3, 2010 10:51 PM
Awesome
13. jucy - January 4, 2010 12:59 AM
I like it
14. fishburger - January 4, 2010 8:36 PM
I used to work in an office above that place. The fish burger is pretty good.
15. Scott - January 4, 2010 10:13 PM
I live just around the corner from that place. Gonna have to visit that place.