All Night Long: How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunk Bed With A Velociraptor?

I could easily go all night and LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. That's practically my dream world. Unfortunately, this hellaflawed quiz said I'd only last 1 minute 56 seconds. Just sayin' -- I would wear that dino out. Not unlike my friend Barney. Get that frumpy purple ass of yours back here!

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? [theoatmeal]

Thanks to Kenny, Xavier and Chris, who combined could only last 0:03.

Yes...YES!: Tyrannosaurs Doing It Dino-style

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. Except I'm not so much talking as fantasizing. God I'd love to be in the middle of those two. Ha -- I guess... More →

Karmasheetra: Color-Coded How To Get It On

Karmasheetra is a £19.99 (~$32) bedsheet that shows you how to GET. IT. ON. Before you go running out to buy one though: you have to have two people.... More →

Let's Get It On!: MMA 'Throwdown' Caged Bed

Let's not kid ourselves: you can't watch mixed martial arts without getting aroused. So why not move those amorous feelings to the bedroom with a cage fighting bed? I... More →