I could easily go all night and LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. That's practically my dream world. Unfortunately, this hellaflawed quiz said I'd only last 1 minute 56 seconds. Just sayin' -- I would wear that dino out. Not unlike my friend Barney. Get that frumpy purple ass of yours back here!
How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? [theoatmeal]
Thanks to Kenny, Xavier and Chris, who combined could only last 0:03.
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. Except I'm not so much talking as fantasizing. God I'd love to be in the middle of those two. Ha -- I guess I AM talking about it! Now one of you put those little arms to use and make me a sandwich.
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Karmasheetra is a Â£19.99 (~$32) bedsheet that shows you how to GET. IT. ON. Before you go running out to buy one though: you have to have two people. Otherwise you're just doing yoga. Just slap your ass, hands and knees on the numbers corresponding to the particular positio... / Continue →
Let's not kid ourselves: you can't watch mixed martial arts without getting aroused. So why not move those amorous feelings to the bedroom with a cage fighting bed? I can't think of a good reason (well, besides the $1250 price tag). Pillow fight!
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