All Night Long: How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunk Bed With A Velociraptor?

I could easily go all night and LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. That's practically my dream world. Unfortunately, this hellaflawed quiz said I'd only last 1 minute 56 seconds. Just sayin' -- I would wear that dino out. Not unlike my friend Barney. Get that frumpy purple ass of yours back here!

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? [theoatmeal]

Thanks to Kenny, Xavier and Chris, who combined could only last 0:03.

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