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• Yes!: Poster-Size Prints Of You Riding A Dinosaur

  January 19, 2012

  Want a poster-size print of yourself riding a dinosaur? Of course you do, it's like every child's grown man's dream. Well it is mine at least. And now thanks to Dinoprints, you won't have to do the Photoshopping yourself! $50 gets a 24" x 36" print of yourself riding a t-re... / Continue →
• Great Guy: Billionaire Wants To Build Jurassic Park Resort

  August 1, 2012

  This picture? That's my dream world (except in my dreams it's my peen instead of a flare). Because some insanely rich people are still decent human beings, Australian 5x billionaire Clive Palmer (the same guy building a replica of the Titanic) wants to clone a dinosaur and le... / Continue →
• My New Lucky Coin: Collectible Canadian Quarter Features Dinosaur With A Glow In The Dark Skeleton

  April 10, 2012

  This is the first in a set of four collectible (read: $30) quarters to be released by the Royal Canadian Mint featuring dinosaur prints that, when viewed in a windowless bathroom with the lights off, reveal Bloody Mary ITS GLOW IN THE DARK SKELETON. How cool is that? "Only mo... / Continue →