Samsung had a 14" laptop prototype on display at the ongoing Consumer Electronics Show with a transparent OLED display. That means you can see the screen AND your legs at the same time. Maybe even your penis! Kidding, kidding, it's not a giant magnifying glass. Oooooh, emasculated to the emaximus! Hit the jump for a video of the screen in action.... | More →

Because there's nothing more enjoyable than watching jackasses hurt themselves attempting feats of stupid, this is a compilation of the best (and most painful) fails of 2009. It's chock full of future Darwin Award recipients, and I wouldn't be surprised if half these jokers don't make it to 2011 (please exit the gene pool ladder left). Although, as a guy who's shattered his arm... | More →

My lord, does it get any more dapper?* *No way, Jose Jesus. Hit the jump for a shot of the back. | More →

The cleavage caddy may look like a breast-shaped CD holder for your car's sun visor, but it's not. No, it's a purse a woman (or moobed gentleman -- hopefully with a monocle) stows between their breasts (look at me using the proper nomenclature!) and bra. An insert for your bra with or without an added lace accent to to enhance your attire with a... | More →

What better way to teach your child the alphabet than with characters from the Mega Man series? There's none that I can think of. BESIDES HOT GEEKOLOGIE TOPICS! Kidding, I don't want any babies exploding with A is for awesome. Okay now you do B. Once Upon A Pixel [gametrailers] Thanks to P05TMAN, jigga and Barbado, who learned the alphabet the good old fashioned... | More →

Youtube user TotemX went and made a flipbook starring Super Mario Jesus. Basically SMJ jumps off the cross and proceeds to stomp the hell(!) out of some goombas, tear Bowser in half, and then punt the princess like a football. Which....I'm not entirely sure is what the real SMJWD. Is it, SMJ? What do you say we down some shrooms and look for shapes... | More →

The man on the left is Professor Henry Markram. Based on this picture alone he's clearly a mad scientist. Don't believe me? Read this captain crazy shit: Professor Henry Markram, a doctor-turned-computer engineer, announced that his team would create the world's first artificial conscious and intelligent mind by 2018. And that is exactly what he is doing. On the shore of Lake Geneva, this... | More →

Paste Magazine writer Kate Keifer went and compiled a list of 20 life lessons she learned from playing the New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Most are things I learned in grade school, but there were some gems in there (no there wasn't, don't expect any). 1. Never trust a flying turtle. 2. Make it a habit to bang your head against brick walls. Sometimes... | More →

This is a picture of Peter Ammentorp as a Na'vi. He made the transformation using Photoshop (I still prefer makeup). As you can see, he did a pretty good job. Don't get me wrong, I'd still bow and arrow the shit out of him and then try syncing with his dead body, but....I can't believe I just typed that. But you read it. You're... | More →

Oh man, I love David Attenborough. And I know a certain lil girl who loves Jane Goodall. And now they're BOTH featured in the latest Symphony of Science, 'The Unbroken Thread'. This is a good one. Especially Jane Goodall's part when she says, "there isn't a sharp line dividing humans from the rest of the animal kingdom -- it's a very wuzzy line --... | More →

Somebody went and made 100 cupcakes, each decorated to resemble a game. Some are , some are video games, analog games, but none of them are the Game. The one you just lost. This is only 25 though, so either hit the jump to see the other 75 or click THIS BIGASS BUTTON TO SEE A BIGASS PICTURE OF THEM ALL. This is an... | More →

Because I've been reduced to peddling t-shirts, both Shirt.Woot and Teefury have dino-themed tops available today. Shirt.Woot is selling Jurassic Parka ($10 shipped), and Teefury the anatomy of an AT-AT ($11 shipped). As usual, these are TODAY ONLY. Tomorrow there will be entirely different shirts for sale and this ship will have sailed. Isn't that right, Noah? I'll be with the dinos if you... | More →

Philly.com recently sent questionnaires to parents and teachers asking their children (13 and under) what they think the world we be like in 10 years. These are some of the answers. And as you will see, some of these cats really know what's up. Okay, which one of you has the time machine?! I think all of the animals will be dead in 10... | More →

Remember the story about the 16-year old boy and 42-year old cougar hyena that met playing World of Warcraft and decided to bump warlocks in real life? Well the woman was arrested at the airport in Texas after returning from visiting the boy in Canada. And her nipples were still hard from the cold. Donna Hawkins, a spokesperson for the Harris County District Attorney's... | More →

I may still be on the Fire Temple in Zelda: Spirit Tracks, but has that stopped me for popping a preemptive booty boner about a new Zelda for the Wii coming out in late 2010? These hips gym shorts don't lie! Satoru Iwata has confirmed to Japanese newspaper, the Asahi Shimbun, that the next iteration of the Zelda franchise for the Nintendo Wii is... | More →

Soon, in order to prevent polar bears from going extinct, scientists will begin grafting them to televisions. This is a practice one. Available in March for $300, the Hannspree polar bear television (17", 720p) makes a perfect addition to your trophy room or....nope, that's the only place it would make a perfect addition. I watch HGTV, I know design. Polar Bear TV Storms the... | More →

NOTE: Video moderately NSFW due to some foul language at the end (hum while you're watching it). This is a College Humor video of a support group for people who have been PWN'D. It was funny. So funny I watched it twice. The second time I slapped my knee. And that's as close as I come to an endorsement without getting paid. PWN'D Support... | More →

Because WoW can't wait for a flood to subside. Oh man, the pranks I'd play on these guys with a powerstrip! This is What you Call Dedication to Gaming [unreality] Thanks again to Roy, who, for two tips in one day, gets to ride in my ark during the apocalypse.... | More →

Fabrice Bellard, a computer scientist from Somwhere, Doesitreallymatter, recently calculated pi to a staggering 2.7 trillion digits. That's a lot of digits! I don't even have that many in my cell phone and I entered every number in the phonebook (I'm super popular). Fabrice Bellard used a desktop computer to perform the calculation, taking a total of 131 days to complete and check the... | More →

Now I've known about Booty Pop panties for awhile now because I have the imitation Fredrick's of Hollywood ones, but apparently they're making their rounds on the internet again. Because, let's face it: we all want that ultimate, shapely, lifted booty. Unfortunately, this booty was destined for sloopy. So Booty Pop panties have built-in butt-pads that make your butt look better in jeans and... | More →

Today only at Teefury (shirt will not be available for sale after today) $9 plus $2 shipping takes home (well, technically, ships) this Mario inspired t-shirt. As you can see, Mario can't plumb to save his life. Get it? Because he's dead -- he drowned. I swear, where's your green brother when you need him? I heard that dude can lay some serious pipe.... | More →

I remember seeing this in the Skymall catalog the last time I was on a plane (suck it, boat!) and telling myself to remember to post it. That was months ago. Those little airplane bottles played a trick on me! With his characteristically big feet, our more than two-foot-tall Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your... | More →

Let's face it, at one time or another we've all wanted to get stabby on a coworker. Sometimes the feeling is fleeting, but usually it's something we think about doing constantly and doodle pictures of. Enter the $20 Campco TacPen (the Tac stands for tactical, not taco, which -- I know -- is an even better idea). The TacPen sports a rugged, weighty body... | More →

This is a video of some guy beating two pens against a table and a glass in tune with the music from Super Mario Bros. Now I know I already said that in the title, but I wanted to reiterate it without the 'N Sync joke because, truthfully, I'm really shamed I ever made it. Somebody really needs to invent a keyboard button where... | More →

I don't see movies in the theater because I'm afraid to leave my bedroom, so I haven't seen Avatar and I don't know what the dream of Pandora is. But if it's anything like The Heart of the Ocean from Titanic then old wrinkly Rose had it the whole time! So yeah, there's a forum thread dedicated to help people deal with the depression... | More →

The Sharker, despite its name, has no interest in pulling your top down and exposing your breasts in public. No, it's cool just being a monocoque motorbike and feeling the occasional butt on its supple leather seat. While most cars switched to monocoque construction (a technique that supports structural load by using an object's exterior, as opposed to using an internal frame) back in... | More →

This is a video of a little boy opening up an XBox 360 on Christmas. Except, instead of a console in the box, it's a pair of pajamas. Then the boy proceeds to cry while his dad laughs at him hysterically. Maybe next year they'll run over your dog! Peor Papa en la Historia!!! [randomsadas] Thanks to Carlos, who agrees crying children rank right... | More →

I've always been fairly certain the g-spot was invented by women to make me feel inept, and now I have proof. You hear that, women? You don't know your body, science knows your body! "Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits," said Tim Spector, professor of genetic... | More →

That title I came up with made me think of Shredder and the Ninja Turtles. Did anybody else get that feeling? It felt like a tingle. And I'm not talking about Tingle the map-seller in the Zelda series. Although I do know what he feels like too because he touched my butt once. Creep! Now, where was I? I think I was at the... | More →

I'm sure many of you will never forgive me for comparing Olivia Munn to an orc, but I honestly don't care because I have convictions, damnit. Mostly for traffic violations, but there's an arson one too. Street cred! Anyway, this is a movie trailer for 'Thelma and Loise II: Avatars of Pandora'. It wasn't particularly funny, but it was well made, like products from... | More →

So the military has a new laser rifle that can blind enemies from 2.5 miles. That's pretty far. For reference, that's half the distance between one road sign and another one 5 miles away. The weapon--which is technically a "long-range visual deterrent laser device for hail-and-warning applications"--is called the Glare LA-9/P, and it's quite dangerous, even while it has a security system to avoid... | More →

Beautiful People is a dating website for beautiful people. And apparently 5,000 members got the boot for becoming unbeautiful over the holidays by gaining weight. Big IS beautiful, jerks! "As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld," said Robert Hintze, founder of BeautifulPeople.com. "Letting fatties roam the... | More →

Somebody with way too much time on their hands recently had a one-sided Pokemon battle with a girl on Omegle. It's moderately humorous, but there are a fair amount of words to read if you're not into that. And if you're not into that, you're probably not reading this. Dick. Haha, you didn't even read that. Jerk. I did it again! Hit the jump... | More →

Anticlown loyalist Jonah Ray recently had the opportunity to create some LEGO porno scenes for work. And here I thought blogging was the best job ever. Little did I know, little did I know. Hit the jump for two more, including one showing how AIDS was invented. | More →

Superherofhype forum member Masterle247 went and made himself a War Machine costume in anticipation of the new Iron Man 2 movie. It's super impressive. And it would be even more impressive if he hadn't posed in front of Talbots at the mall. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure all the moms shopping there were super tickled pink (read: horrified there's a terrorist at the... | More →

NOTE: Video NSFW due to yelled profanity (you haven't bought earphones yet?). This is a video of an online gamer transferring his skills to the realm of board games. Specifically, Monopoly. It's dead-on accurate, and pretty much highlights all the reasons I don't play online anymore. I can only listen to a bunch of squeaky 12-year olds running around calling each other faggots so... | More →

Finally, USB wall outlets. The $10 'TruePower UCS Power Outlet With Built-in USB Ports' not only has a terrible name, but will also be shipping early this year. It makes the perfect receptacle for all your USB gadgetry, and a terrible Valentine's gift for a lady-friend. But on the up side, they do still come with two standard AC plugs for jamming forks and... | More →

You like how I worked both pants AND shirt into the title? I know, it's like I stuffed a whole outfit into that bitch. And let me tell you: they don't teach you that kind of word wizardry at Hogwarts. OR blogging school. Which, ZOMG, I'm totally gonna open. Anyway, this is a new shirt from Threadless titled 'Geekology', which I can only assume... | More →

Just look at the way she's admiring his glasses and seductively licking her finger. That's true love if I've ever seen it (and I've seen a turtle hump a sneaker). On Tuesday evening, 16-year-old Andrew Kane nonchalantly asked his mother and father if they would drive him from their Barrie, Ont., home to a hotel in nearby Midland, where he planned to meet a... | More →

There are two kinds of pranks in the world: mediocre ones, and the ones that they come up with in Japan. This particular video showcases the Japanese variety. Basically there's a fake foam floor and when you walk on it you fall into a pool of hot water. Water that's hot enough (hot water burn baby!) to warrant hugging a tub of ice afterward.... | More →

Geekologie Reader Wes recently had a birthday. And on that birthday he had a cow, E-I-E-I....am going to cut myself for typing that. Psyche, that shit was hot. Anyway, Wes's friend Leah made him a badass ninja birthday cake. Or it could be a brownie. Whatever the case, this is that cake/brownie. Of course, you probably would have seen it already IF YOU WERE... | More →

Despite what you may have learned in school, a petabyte isn't a byte that lures children into its van with free candy. That's a pedabyte. No, a petabyte is 1 million gigabytes (1,000 terabytes), and this is a graphic depicting how large that is (you have to hit the jump to see the rest cause it's really long like monkey arms). And, since I'm... | More →

Yesterday I posted the how to speak like a Na'vi handbook, and today comes a humorous video tutorial on how to do your makeup to look like a member of the fictional race of blue kittehs. Just throw on a loincloth and you're good to go! Where, I don't know, just as long as it isn't here. The last thing I need is a... | More →

This is a Millennium Falcon guitar that was spotted by intrepid Geekologie Reader Isaac. Except it's not really a functional guitar, it's just a guitar neck glued to a Millennium Falcon toy. Still, I suppose it COULD be a real Millennium Falcon guitar if you glued a pickup to it and added some strings. Or that might make it a marionette. I don't know,... | More →

This is a series of photos showing a guy stopping to pick up some hooks somewhere in Europe. They come to us courtesy of Google Street View, which sees everything. Now, where the hell is this? Scantily clad hookers standing on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere? "Ooh ooh, please mister, pleaaaase dump our bodies in the woods." STREET VIEW... | More →

This is arguably the best commercial ever made that isn't European (I heard they run ads with boobs). It was produced by video makers Vacant Manifesto For an Alabamian Mexican restaurant and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that a robot, given any opportunity, will leave you for dead and go get drunk. Ahem, Bender. Terminator 5: Dance of the Tequilabots [thenerdist] Thanks... | More →

This is a little series of pictures drawn by artist H. Caldwell Tanner imagining some alternative career choices Mario could have made to make rescuing the princess easier. The last one is the best but you're gonna have to hit the jump to see it because, well, I need the clicks. Personally, I think Mario should have gone into organized crime. Get it? Because... | More →