Dec 14 2009Woman Cries After Seeing Return Of The Jedi
This is a video of a husband filming his wife crying after watching Return of the Jedi. I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to laugh or not, so I did anyways just to cover my bases (you're out!). Women: can't live with 'em, can't just come over when you're hungry or need a button sewn on a shirt. WHY IS THIS LIFE SO DIFFICULT?!
Wife Cries After Star Wars [collegehumor]
Thanks to Doug, who filmed me crying after watching two girls one cup. That is NOT how ice cream is made.
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - December 14, 2009 11:37 AM
Its ok i cried at that futurama when the dog just waited and waited for fry to return... but never did
saddest thing ever
and i laughed at titanic
2. doogoo - December 14, 2009 11:38 AM
First!
3. Jim - December 14, 2009 11:39 AM
Staged in hopes it goes viral.
4. Justin - December 14, 2009 11:40 AM
A good lol,a good lol indeed.
5. First? - December 14, 2009 11:42 AM
@1: That Futurama was super sad. I teared up.
@Video: Can't see it cause my shitty school computers don't have flash.
@GW: I need a flash friendly GW site, all my reading comes when I'm at school and should be doing work.
6. First? - December 14, 2009 11:43 AM
Or would that be flash unfriendly... hmm.
7. titsonsnack - December 14, 2009 11:43 AM
These things are always fake. What makes them especially fakey is the fake way the guy fake-talks to the camera and gives a fake intro to the fake video before the fakeness starts faking it's way through your computer screen.
8. Graeme - December 14, 2009 11:46 AM
Does anyone else think that guy looks a bit like Darth Vader without his helmet on?
9. Jess - December 14, 2009 11:48 AM
@1 i cried at that futurama! and the one with his brother. sad stuff
10. puma - December 14, 2009 11:50 AM
funniest thing ever!. she's probably pregnant...
11. OmniSpyder - December 14, 2009 11:51 AM
Wow that girl is unstable....
12. Darkness - December 14, 2009 11:55 AM
@1
I too teared up. That dog missed him so much.
=[ Such a sad scene...
13. Point blank - December 14, 2009 11:56 AM
Please be fake..........
If not, then this would be a good example why guys pull a "tiger"....
14. aran - December 14, 2009 11:59 AM
she still makes it his fault, he should have told her it was sad, my arse. Tie her to a chair and still hostel on.
15. Jon - December 14, 2009 12:02 PM
That was funny as hell, I hate to see her watch a real weepy film (Niagara Falls), excellent
16. The Bush Whacker - December 14, 2009 12:04 PM
That was friggin' funny man!
17. Harry - December 14, 2009 12:04 PM
I'm right there with you lady!!! Poor Anakin had the crappiest life
1.Qui Gonn and his mom died
2.He killed all his Jedi buddy's AND thinks he killed Padme
3.Never knowing his kids
4.Being stuck in that suit
Hehe I go overboard with Star Wars
18. dr_igloo - December 14, 2009 12:08 PM
Why the hell would you marry someone who had never seen Star Wars Episode VI???
19. Matt-Zilla - December 14, 2009 12:10 PM
the vid was dumb, but damn @1 that futurama did make me tear up
glad too see i'm not the only one, fuckin futurama
20. drew - December 14, 2009 12:13 PM
Excuse me! Geekologie people! Can you please delete this photo:
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/11/deathstar-tattoo.jpg
I did not give you permission to host it, so delete it.
I shouldn't have to keep asking.
21. First? - December 14, 2009 12:19 PM
@20: Stop being a little bitch.
22. Matt-Zilla - December 14, 2009 12:21 PM
@20
i'm pretty sure GW doesn't usually check out his comments but hit the contact tab at the top right corner, us fans/commenters/geekologie people aren't really able to delete shit
also, this is the internet, don't expect help
23. Allegro - December 14, 2009 12:21 PM
@ 20
grow up
you put the image on the internet: this means you wanted people to see it.
geekologie has enabled more people to see it.
How about you remove the starwars imagery from that girl's body. Lucas Arts did not give you permission to make money off their intellectual property either.
24. Charlie Caligula - December 14, 2009 12:35 PM
@ 7
Amen
25. titsonsnack - December 14, 2009 12:40 PM
#20 STFU
#23 FTW!
26. Maximusprime - December 14, 2009 12:41 PM
it's STAR WARS!
27. dondons1987 - December 14, 2009 12:49 PM
haha @20 you suck balls
28. h3llc4t - December 14, 2009 12:54 PM
Please be fake.
Otherwise, holy shit, woman. Go see a lady doctor, because chances are something is very wrong with your hormones. You're jabbering like a 5 year old who dropped her ice cream cone. Please, honey. From one woman to another, you're making us look bad.
29. dweebiechimp - December 14, 2009 12:56 PM
i think any man should be happy to have a wife that cares that much about Star Wars.
30. Gerald - December 14, 2009 1:03 PM
Girls are great, aren't they?
31. DOYOUTHINKESAURUS - December 14, 2009 1:07 PM
Yea!!! My first post!!!
32. Uncleangry - December 14, 2009 1:10 PM
Holy ewok balls! The last time I saw a woman cry like that she was pleading insanity for cutting off her husbands lightsaber.
33. glace neuf - December 14, 2009 1:31 PM
#23 FTW!
34. Intermino - December 14, 2009 1:35 PM
@1: I teared up watching that too... so sad. :(
35. GrabbleFarts - December 14, 2009 1:35 PM
I love that @20 says "take it down!"
and then posts this on their deviantArt page:
"The result of this is that for Dec. 11 my pageviews spiked from their usual 1,000ish to nearly 15,000. My best day ever. Half the total of my best month ever."
You call it your best day ever, talking about how you've been noticed, then bitch to have it taken down? ....how does that work?!
36. Jack - December 14, 2009 1:36 PM
@ 1 - I've seen men die in war and have not cried. I broke down like a child at the end of that Futurama.
Side note, It was nominated for an Emmy Award, but it lost to The Simpsons episode "Three Gays of the Condo."
37. Jrdn - December 14, 2009 1:42 PM
@23 and 35
thank you!
god i told her that on the christmas guitar hero lights too.
seriously.
38. manny-o-matic - December 14, 2009 1:48 PM
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAAAAAAKE!
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAAAAAAAAAKE!
IT'S FAAAAAKE!!!
IT'S FAAAAAKE!!!
IT'S FAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
*sing like Dr. Cox from Scrubs would*
39. Justin Justin - December 14, 2009 2:13 PM
You Know why she's crying? Cause that was a great ending to a great movie. She cries because she has probably watched and hated Episode 1,2 and 3 and now she sees what that could have been. I know thats why I cry at the end...
40. DuchessOfDork - December 14, 2009 2:15 PM
WTF? I always cry at the end of ROTJ..
41. Closet Nerd - December 14, 2009 2:15 PM
@1 That is a sad episode. If you watch the movie Bender's Big Score you learn what life was like for Scruffy all those years he was waiting for Fry. It is pretty clever.
@36 The Futurama episode was way better than the Simpson's episode, as I'm sure you agree. I can't believe the Simpson's won.
And this chick is crazy!!! If you ever have a girl that cries this much at every movie, she has some mental issues. Just wait till your married to her...... good luck.......... just sayin
42. Closet Nerd... - December 14, 2009 2:33 PM
"I've seen this bitch cry watching 'Never Back Down'"....................... just sayin
43. Brandt Cooley - December 14, 2009 3:06 PM
"I'm not embarrassing you... yet."
44. joeblog - December 14, 2009 3:07 PM
This women suffers from depression, oufff !
45. BonnieBell - December 14, 2009 3:30 PM
Certain Futurama episodes are guaranteed to make me cry.....
Fry's Dog (first time I saw that I sobbed).
Lela and the Bee sting
Fry and the Holophone.....(and others)
Futurama, my all time favorite animated show......
"Remember! Safety First! Always wear your safety goggles on the sun!"
46. squeehunter - December 14, 2009 3:49 PM
Fuck you people. That movie makes me want to cry too.
47. Deacon Jones - December 14, 2009 3:51 PM
Is it me, or does this girl remind you of the black chick on Maury Povich that cried and went hysterical every time she saw pickles?
48. DH - December 14, 2009 4:13 PM
@20 gtfo
@23 F T fcking W
49. Bane - December 14, 2009 5:14 PM
My wife cried at the end of Terminator 2 because he made John Conner melt him in the molten metal. She didn't cry as hysterically as this girl, but I still make fun of her for it.
50. Jiakasuma - December 14, 2009 5:20 PM
This is how I am after I watch porn
51. John - December 14, 2009 5:34 PM
Oh god, that episode of Futurama. Always hit me hard.
52. sakura - December 14, 2009 5:37 PM
Make it ssttoopppp...
And Luck of the Fryish?? That one was equally as good as the dog episode.
53. Phil - December 14, 2009 5:46 PM
"I'm not embarassing you yet!"
Epic.
54. Jeremy - December 14, 2009 6:49 PM
Dude, She's a loser, LOSE HER! Dump that chick, that is some bullshit.
55. jodie - December 14, 2009 6:54 PM
Gosh people ; cut the girrl some slack!
After I saw 'Saving Private Ryan ' I left the theatre and threw-up..then I cried for hours. Sometimes its ok to be emotional.
56. bobo - December 14, 2009 7:12 PM
wow almost everyone cried for that Futurama part eh
anyone know what that episode call want to see it again
thankyou
57. JPX - December 14, 2009 7:18 PM
My god, what a high maintenance, histrionic, fucking nightmare! This guy needs to end this relationship ASAP. He better not show her Ordinary People, she might kill herself.
58. Hatey McWrathenstein - December 14, 2009 7:55 PM
Heh... wonder how she would have reacted if he mentioned the scene with the Ewok that was trying to wake up his dead friend :D
59. wess - December 14, 2009 8:28 PM
Did I hear her compare Darth Vader to Robocop in response to her husband's first question?
60. JJtoob - December 14, 2009 9:28 PM
That's why I'm Master Bate
61. seckslax - December 14, 2009 9:34 PM
that dog episode made me cry too
62. NEWS TIP! - December 14, 2009 9:52 PM
@ 20
Did George Lucas give you permission to put the death star image on your body? No? Remove it then.
63. Amaranth - December 14, 2009 11:11 PM
is handicapped or mentally ill?
64. KatieKate - December 14, 2009 11:16 PM
Uh, just thinking about that Futurama episode made me tear up again...
And why the hell would the husband watch movies with his wife if it ends up like this? I did not endearing, just annoying.
65. Catalyste - December 15, 2009 12:58 AM
@9
Yeah I totally teared up at Fry's first dog and Luck of the Fryish. They're totally sad!
I thought this girl was cute! lol I mean he obviously loves his wife and finds it funny when she cries at the end of every movie they see. I'd laugh too. He finds her adorable...and I can see why.
66. encoder - December 15, 2009 7:39 AM
that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute.
it almost made me cry.
67. benni - December 15, 2009 8:47 AM
poor girl! i wanna hug her and tell her it's gonna be ok.
68. Jaded Icon - December 15, 2009 9:01 AM
@ Everyone responding to @ 20
I'm 90% sure that’s not really her. Anyone can pose as her. Evidence?
1. If it was her she would ask GW on his contact page, not on every posting.
2. If it was her she would not link the pic which would increase the amount of people looking at the link she wants taken down.
3. If it was her then who is the chick I tied up and put in my basement.....hmmmmm.
@ 1
Saddest episode ever....
BTW: I would rather have a girlfriend who cried over Star Wars than one that cried when I forgot to wash the dishes......just saying.
69. Larrythefatcat - December 15, 2009 9:21 AM
If she doesn't stop crying, I'll give her a "fist time"! ;)
@69
It's not the girl with the tat, it's the photographer who took the picture.
If you click on his name it links to his DA page and you can see how he's whining like a little b*tch about a site that caused a LOT more people see his "art" with full credit going to him.
@41
He's already married to her... I don't get it either. At first I was thinking that she's a little too hot for him, but when she continued to cry and babble all was made clear.
70. Losvoodoo - December 15, 2009 10:23 AM
OK 1: this guys wife gets more kisses.
2: this kind of emotional instability is completely ACCEPTIBLE
she could be going off about stupid droids,luke is a pussy,sci-fi is faggotry but she isnt! If this is all there is to her brand of female crazy, This Girl Wins... kinda.
71. HxCereal - December 15, 2009 12:47 PM
The REAL point of this?
Would you rather have a mediocre hot wife who agreed to watch a Star Wars movie with you and got emotional because she was paying attention...
Or have be single and beat off to WoW??
Ah. I rest my case and win.
As for the tattoo guy, f*ck you, you big pansy. Life must be hard...taking pictures of tattoos and what not...So artsy.
And the dog episode of futurama, you guys ALL need to get some poon, jeez.
72. Neil - December 15, 2009 2:01 PM
I've seen some lame arsed attention seeking fakery in my time but this takes a special prize.
73. BonnieBell - December 15, 2009 5:27 PM
I also cried in Beast Wars when DinoBot sacrifices himself.....
Ah, Luck of the Fryish......another tearjearker episode.....
Futurama is awesome!
74. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 16, 2009 2:42 PM
this is thank you.. :)
75. Matt-Zilla - December 17, 2009 5:47 PM
@71
i gets me some poon pretty regularly, in fact i just wrapped up a sesh but that episode was fucking sad
i think we can just all relate to losing our first dog or something, and that was a sad ass ending, srsly, no way anything with a heart didn't at least go awww, out loud or otherwise
76. thats no moon - January 21, 2010 8:40 PM
@56 im pretty sure it was called Jurassic Bark or something like that. Saddest thing ever
77. Mayo - January 22, 2010 3:43 AM
@1 That was sad as hell. I had to get up and leave the area when watching on my ipod so people wouldn't see me tear up.
78. fred - January 22, 2010 3:58 AM
argh i hate it when people mount their tv near the ceiling... wtf are they thinking
79. Bunny - April 18, 2010 6:37 AM
Awwww! I Cried at the end of MGS4, after my boyfriend showed me the end cut scene, it was so sad!!! *^_^*