Dec 14 2009Woman Cries After Seeing Return Of The Jedi

This is a video of a husband filming his wife crying after watching Return of the Jedi. I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to laugh or not, so I did anyways just to cover my bases (you're out!). Women: can't live with 'em, can't just come over when you're hungry or need a button sewn on a shirt. WHY IS THIS LIFE SO DIFFICULT?!

Wife Cries After Star Wars [collegehumor]

Thanks to Doug, who filmed me crying after watching two girls one cup. That is NOT how ice cream is made.

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Its ok i cried at that futurama when the dog just waited and waited for fry to return... but never did


saddest thing ever


and i laughed at titanic

First!

Staged in hopes it goes viral.

A good lol,a good lol indeed.

@1: That Futurama was super sad. I teared up.

@Video: Can't see it cause my shitty school computers don't have flash.

@GW: I need a flash friendly GW site, all my reading comes when I'm at school and should be doing work.

Or would that be flash unfriendly... hmm.

These things are always fake. What makes them especially fakey is the fake way the guy fake-talks to the camera and gives a fake intro to the fake video before the fakeness starts faking it's way through your computer screen.

Does anyone else think that guy looks a bit like Darth Vader without his helmet on?

@1 i cried at that futurama! and the one with his brother. sad stuff

funniest thing ever!. she's probably pregnant...

Wow that girl is unstable....

@1

I too teared up. That dog missed him so much.

=[ Such a sad scene...

Please be fake..........
If not, then this would be a good example why guys pull a "tiger"....

she still makes it his fault, he should have told her it was sad, my arse. Tie her to a chair and still hostel on.


That was funny as hell, I hate to see her watch a real weepy film (Niagara Falls), excellent

That was friggin' funny man!

I'm right there with you lady!!! Poor Anakin had the crappiest life

1.Qui Gonn and his mom died

2.He killed all his Jedi buddy's AND thinks he killed Padme

3.Never knowing his kids

4.Being stuck in that suit

Hehe I go overboard with Star Wars

Why the hell would you marry someone who had never seen Star Wars Episode VI???

the vid was dumb, but damn @1 that futurama did make me tear up
glad too see i'm not the only one, fuckin futurama

Excuse me! Geekologie people! Can you please delete this photo:

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/11/deathstar-tattoo.jpg

I did not give you permission to host it, so delete it.

I shouldn't have to keep asking.

@20: Stop being a little bitch.

@20
i'm pretty sure GW doesn't usually check out his comments but hit the contact tab at the top right corner, us fans/commenters/geekologie people aren't really able to delete shit

also, this is the internet, don't expect help

@ 20
grow up
you put the image on the internet: this means you wanted people to see it.
geekologie has enabled more people to see it.

How about you remove the starwars imagery from that girl's body. Lucas Arts did not give you permission to make money off their intellectual property either.

@ 7

Amen

#20 STFU
#23 FTW!

it's STAR WARS!

haha @20 you suck balls

Please be fake.
Otherwise, holy shit, woman. Go see a lady doctor, because chances are something is very wrong with your hormones. You're jabbering like a 5 year old who dropped her ice cream cone. Please, honey. From one woman to another, you're making us look bad.

i think any man should be happy to have a wife that cares that much about Star Wars.

Girls are great, aren't they?

Yea!!! My first post!!!

Holy ewok balls! The last time I saw a woman cry like that she was pleading insanity for cutting off her husbands lightsaber.

#23 FTW!

@1: I teared up watching that too... so sad. :(

I love that @20 says "take it down!"

and then posts this on their deviantArt page:

"The result of this is that for Dec. 11 my pageviews spiked from their usual 1,000ish to nearly 15,000. My best day ever. Half the total of my best month ever."

You call it your best day ever, talking about how you've been noticed, then bitch to have it taken down? ....how does that work?!

@ 1 - I've seen men die in war and have not cried. I broke down like a child at the end of that Futurama.

Side note, It was nominated for an Emmy Award, but it lost to The Simpsons episode "Three Gays of the Condo."

@23 and 35

thank you!
god i told her that on the christmas guitar hero lights too.
seriously.

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAAAAAAKE!
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAAAAAAAAAKE!

IT'S FAAAAAKE!!!

IT'S FAAAAAKE!!!

IT'S FAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

*sing like Dr. Cox from Scrubs would*

You Know why she's crying? Cause that was a great ending to a great movie. She cries because she has probably watched and hated Episode 1,2 and 3 and now she sees what that could have been. I know thats why I cry at the end...

WTF? I always cry at the end of ROTJ..

@1 That is a sad episode. If you watch the movie Bender's Big Score you learn what life was like for Scruffy all those years he was waiting for Fry. It is pretty clever.

@36 The Futurama episode was way better than the Simpson's episode, as I'm sure you agree. I can't believe the Simpson's won.

And this chick is crazy!!! If you ever have a girl that cries this much at every movie, she has some mental issues. Just wait till your married to her...... good luck.......... just sayin

"I've seen this bitch cry watching 'Never Back Down'"....................... just sayin

"I'm not embarrassing you... yet."

This women suffers from depression, oufff !

Certain Futurama episodes are guaranteed to make me cry.....
Fry's Dog (first time I saw that I sobbed).
Lela and the Bee sting
Fry and the Holophone.....(and others)

Futurama, my all time favorite animated show......

"Remember! Safety First! Always wear your safety goggles on the sun!"

Fuck you people. That movie makes me want to cry too.

Is it me, or does this girl remind you of the black chick on Maury Povich that cried and went hysterical every time she saw pickles?

@20 gtfo

@23 F T fcking W

My wife cried at the end of Terminator 2 because he made John Conner melt him in the molten metal. She didn't cry as hysterically as this girl, but I still make fun of her for it.

This is how I am after I watch porn

Oh god, that episode of Futurama. Always hit me hard.

Make it ssttoopppp...

And Luck of the Fryish?? That one was equally as good as the dog episode.

"I'm not embarassing you yet!"
Epic.

Dude, She's a loser, LOSE HER! Dump that chick, that is some bullshit.

Gosh people ; cut the girrl some slack!
After I saw 'Saving Private Ryan ' I left the theatre and threw-up..then I cried for hours. Sometimes its ok to be emotional.

wow almost everyone cried for that Futurama part eh
anyone know what that episode call want to see it again
thankyou

My god, what a high maintenance, histrionic, fucking nightmare! This guy needs to end this relationship ASAP. He better not show her Ordinary People, she might kill herself.

Heh... wonder how she would have reacted if he mentioned the scene with the Ewok that was trying to wake up his dead friend :D

Did I hear her compare Darth Vader to Robocop in response to her husband's first question?

That's why I'm Master Bate

that dog episode made me cry too

@ 20

Did George Lucas give you permission to put the death star image on your body? No? Remove it then.

is handicapped or mentally ill?

Uh, just thinking about that Futurama episode made me tear up again...

And why the hell would the husband watch movies with his wife if it ends up like this? I did not endearing, just annoying.

@9

Yeah I totally teared up at Fry's first dog and Luck of the Fryish. They're totally sad!


I thought this girl was cute! lol I mean he obviously loves his wife and finds it funny when she cries at the end of every movie they see. I'd laugh too. He finds her adorable...and I can see why.

that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute.

it almost made me cry.

poor girl! i wanna hug her and tell her it's gonna be ok.

@ Everyone responding to @ 20

I'm 90% sure that’s not really her. Anyone can pose as her. Evidence?
1. If it was her she would ask GW on his contact page, not on every posting.
2. If it was her she would not link the pic which would increase the amount of people looking at the link she wants taken down.
3. If it was her then who is the chick I tied up and put in my basement.....hmmmmm.

@ 1

Saddest episode ever....

BTW: I would rather have a girlfriend who cried over Star Wars than one that cried when I forgot to wash the dishes......just saying.

If she doesn't stop crying, I'll give her a "fist time"! ;)

@69
It's not the girl with the tat, it's the photographer who took the picture.
If you click on his name it links to his DA page and you can see how he's whining like a little b*tch about a site that caused a LOT more people see his "art" with full credit going to him.

@41
He's already married to her... I don't get it either. At first I was thinking that she's a little too hot for him, but when she continued to cry and babble all was made clear.

OK 1: this guys wife gets more kisses.
2: this kind of emotional instability is completely ACCEPTIBLE
she could be going off about stupid droids,luke is a pussy,sci-fi is faggotry but she isnt! If this is all there is to her brand of female crazy, This Girl Wins... kinda.

The REAL point of this?

Would you rather have a mediocre hot wife who agreed to watch a Star Wars movie with you and got emotional because she was paying attention...

Or have be single and beat off to WoW??

Ah. I rest my case and win.

As for the tattoo guy, f*ck you, you big pansy. Life must be hard...taking pictures of tattoos and what not...So artsy.

And the dog episode of futurama, you guys ALL need to get some poon, jeez.

I've seen some lame arsed attention seeking fakery in my time but this takes a special prize.

I also cried in Beast Wars when DinoBot sacrifices himself.....

Ah, Luck of the Fryish......another tearjearker episode.....
Futurama is awesome!


this is thank you.. :)

@71
i gets me some poon pretty regularly, in fact i just wrapped up a sesh but that episode was fucking sad
i think we can just all relate to losing our first dog or something, and that was a sad ass ending, srsly, no way anything with a heart didn't at least go awww, out loud or otherwise

@56 im pretty sure it was called Jurassic Bark or something like that. Saddest thing ever

@1 That was sad as hell. I had to get up and leave the area when watching on my ipod so people wouldn't see me tear up.

argh i hate it when people mount their tv near the ceiling... wtf are they thinking

Awwww! I Cried at the end of MGS4, after my boyfriend showed me the end cut scene, it was so sad!!! *^_^*

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