Dec 3 2009Wisconsin Cheese + Jerky = Cheese Jerky

Cheese Jerky is mozzarella string cheese with beef jerky bits mixed in for extra deliciousness. Plus, both the cheese and jerky are straight outta Compton Wisconsin, which is notorious for quality cheese (no word on their jerky). One stick chub is 32% of your saturated fat for the day though, but, haha -- like that's ever stopped you!
Hit the jump for a Fox news report on the snack because, damnit, that's just good reporting.
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Glendale-based Snack Patrol now making cheese jerky [fox6now]
Thanks to Kyle and naminess, who
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Reader Comments
1. Tom - December 3, 2009 2:52 PM
First!!1
2. Nathin - December 3, 2009 2:52 PM
Wow................just wow
3. Tom - December 3, 2009 2:53 PM
@1
sorry
long time follower... never got the chance
Kill me
4. jaja ;D - December 3, 2009 2:54 PM
Lol this is so totally not homosexual.
5. Zing! - December 3, 2009 2:56 PM
Cheese + Jerky = Apocalypse... or at least coronary blockage.
6. naas - December 3, 2009 2:56 PM
mMMmmmm cheese jerky
7. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 3, 2009 3:02 PM
wow this is nasty as hell, God knows this stuff will kill you in just a few short days....just sayin
8. Closet Nerd - December 3, 2009 3:02 PM
Funny.... in my experiences, the 'cheese' usually comes AFTER the 'jerky'.... MLIG
9. Durand - December 3, 2009 3:03 PM
I love how the video says 'Only on Fox.' I'm quite sure it is, I doubt any other news outlet besides Geekologie would cover this.
What? Geekologie's not really a news outlet? LIES! It's the kinda news I'm interested in anyway.
10. Boozie - December 3, 2009 3:11 PM
This isn't too crazy, they already make a combo of cheese and jerky in a package, they just aren't mixed together already. Wisconson does have some amazing cheese though, I'd try it out.
11. Hayley - December 3, 2009 3:12 PM
*Directs disapproving look at GW
12. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 3, 2009 3:14 PM
@ Hayley one such as this?
http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Disapproving_Narwhal25eDetail.png
13. Closet Nerd - December 3, 2009 3:18 PM
naas, looks like another premature postulation.... just sayin MLIG
14. naas - December 3, 2009 3:18 PM
I'm sorry I didn't notice it before..... GW wants us to finish his post again. Here's my contribution:
Thanks to Kyle and naminess, who prefer beef jerky over cheese because jerkin cheese just ain't the same... Ladies? (MLIGW)
15. Blastphemer - December 3, 2009 3:19 PM
Yeah....but can they slather it in gravy and then deep fry the whole thing onto a stick???!!!!!!!
@ IKB - I've been trying to tell people for years that unisperms ARE real!!! Thanks for the pic...NOW I have the proof I need! Faux news, here I come baby...no...seriously....here I COME BABY!!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
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16. ciao - December 3, 2009 3:20 PM
have some CHURKY with your TOFURKEY!
17. naas - December 3, 2009 3:20 PM
Dammit Closet Nerd, bullseye thought response right to the minute. Outstanding, FTW
18. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 3, 2009 3:23 PM
@15 yeah um...no problem? anything do my part i guess
19. Paul - December 3, 2009 3:27 PM
...apparently endorsed by Swiss Army.
20. JADE - December 3, 2009 3:43 PM
*num* *num* *num* :)
21. The Dude - December 3, 2009 3:44 PM
I can't wait to stuff that in me.
22. Jeremy - December 3, 2009 3:47 PM
As a "Wesconsinight", I can say I'm proud of are new contributions to the Cheese Technology Field. I also want to thank our new partners in the beef jerky industry, in their new and innovative ideas for jerky.
23. Crazywow - December 3, 2009 3:49 PM
@1 & 3 ~ Tom
Glad you got that out of your system try not to be such a douche from now on.
24. Ollie Williams - December 3, 2009 3:49 PM
23 took the words right out of my mouth. There's a dirty pun in there somewhere. Zing!
25. Ollie Williams - December 3, 2009 3:50 PM
What.. the.. hell. Deleting posts screws up my numbers. Now instead of 23 I mean 21. Lame-o was his name-o.
26. M - December 3, 2009 3:58 PM
It's Wiscompton.
27. Closet Nerd - December 3, 2009 4:03 PM
@21 Thats what she said!!!!!!!
28. Aaron - December 3, 2009 4:11 PM
Now all they need to do is Put a little pocket on the package filled with beer and a small tiny LCD screen playing football highlights and you have the perfect holiday gift for the Wisconsonian you know.
29. ciao - December 3, 2009 4:28 PM
chugs cherky @ 26.
30. Cursed2Wisconsin - December 3, 2009 4:47 PM
Okay I live in Wisconsin, I will tell you this place sucks, I was born in California and have lived here almost 15 years and I just still cannot understand them. One of there greats is Dhamer. and the area I live in, small town, speaks like, and is proud to be rednecks. One of my friends is proud to be a redneck, he says it often and says he will never change his mind. Jerky and cheese are very common around here. Also I wish I was never brought here, this place needs to die.
31. ilikewisconsin - December 3, 2009 5:02 PM
Wisconsin represent!
i live there and i like it. sure there are a lot of rednecks but they can be found in almost any state so its not like its a deal breaker or anything.
Wisconsin is also the beer capitol of North America and you best not forget it, and for that reason i love it.
if you love the outdoors look no further than Wisconsin.
also i've been to California, but it was mostly LA so i cant really say much
32. naas - December 3, 2009 5:20 PM
@30 you moved to wisconsin FROM california? I bet you're pretty angry with the Ps unless you're being punished for something - like a fresh prince of bel air reversal or something
Wisco pride is proud and pure, their rednecks are hardcore. You should hit a biker bar in the winter sometime to get a good taste of what you left sunny cali for
33. thor - December 3, 2009 5:31 PM
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34. Yakkai - December 3, 2009 6:00 PM
I love being a Wisconsinite.
35. cheap paul smith - December 3, 2009 7:15 PM
http://www.newpaulsmith.com/paul-smith-shoes-c-518.html
36. cabbo - December 3, 2009 8:45 PM
@32 was that supposed to rhyme?
37. gotsuckedinbygeeks - December 3, 2009 10:57 PM
As a true Wisconsinite, I have something to say about this cheese jerky business.
1. The only surprise about this is that it didn't happen any sooner.
2. Wisconsin jerky is absolutely top notch. Aces really.
3. Fat content...psht. whateves, as if we care about that in 'Sconni?
38. BadgerForever - December 3, 2009 11:17 PM
In fact, Jack Links beef jerky (one of the larges brands) comes from Minong, Wisconsin. (Where you can buy 10 pound bags of the stuff at the local gas station for 30 bucks. At least, you could in '05.) And, as a former Wisconsinite now living in California, I wish Cursed2Wisconsin would come back here. He can have it. I'd rather the Badger State be rid of him. There are enough whiners here that he'll blend in and disappear. I'm happy to trade back.
39. Deetz - December 4, 2009 12:52 AM
I love the "Nobody's ever made it before" like it's amazing to do..
I can put banana peppers in milk and sell it but that doesn't make me a genius.
40. Tulip - December 4, 2009 1:30 AM
Pfft, this was featured on Hannah Montannah ages ago. I cannot believe I actually know that.
41. Jaded Icon - December 4, 2009 7:15 AM
The Wisconsin vs. California debate can be settled with one word......
...Cheese.
Wisconsin FTW!!
42. Lily - December 4, 2009 9:21 AM
Wisconsin, ftw
I like the way the cold air makes my nipples perky!
43. Lemonhead - December 4, 2009 12:11 PM
I'm glad that Cursed2Wisconsin is stuck in a craphole town in Wisconsin. It's obvious he has no real understanding of Wisconsin and deserves to deal with the rednecks. If he were to actually go to where the majority of Wisconsinites live, Madison and Milwaukee, he'd see how civilized most of us are. But since he apparently chooses to remain where he is, the pain is rightfully his. You were able to move to Wisconsin, you're just as able to leave. If you don't like your hand burning, take it off the stove.
44. Ross - December 7, 2009 9:54 AM
Hi Everyone,
I'm the CEO of Snack Patrol, proud creators of Cheese Jerky! All the comments are great and a few really made me laugh (like I'm such a genius - banana peppers and milk). But I wanted to mention a few things:
Fat content: It's made from real milk (not powdered!) and real jerky, so it's about the same fat content as a 12oz glass of 2% milk. But it's high protein, high calcium, low carb. (it's actually a listed snack on some fitness programs!! www.getsexybootcamps.com). The product is actually award winning cheese!
Wisconsin is the greatest place on earth!
If you want to try it, go to your local grocery store or convenience store, and see if it's there. If it isn't, tell them you want it! They will listen.
Thanks everyone! If you have any questions, go to our website www.cheesejerky.com. Also, we have a funny company promo I just made - http://www.youtube.com/user/MegaSnackman - be nice please...
Best Wishes,
Ross
45. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 9, 2009 3:53 PM
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death snack mi ?