Wisconsin Cheese + Jerky = Cheese Jerky

Cheese Jerky is mozzarella string cheese with beef jerky bits mixed in for extra deliciousness. Plus, both the cheese and jerky are straight outta Compton Wisconsin, which is notorious for quality cheese (no word on their jerky). One stick chub is 32% of your saturated fat for the day though, but, haha -- like that's ever stopped you!
Hit the jump for a Fox news report on the snack because, damnit, that's just good reporting.
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Glendale-based Snack Patrol now making cheese jerky [fox6now]
Thanks to Kyle and naminess, who
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