Dec 7 2009Who Knew?: Tetris, Behind The Scenes
Did you know that every game of Tetris is controlled by a malevolent Tetris god? I didn't. I thought it was controlled by some oldschool Ruskie programming. But what do I know? Besides where you live. And don't even think I won't bat your mailbox -- your parents are gonna be piiiiiiiiissed!
The Tetris God [collegehumor]
Thanks to Julian and Nathan, who have both tried jamming S-tetrads up the Tetris god's ass with little to no luck (single block penetration).
Related Stories
Sure, Why Not?: Neon Tetris On Skateboards (09/23/2009)
AT-AT X-Ray Reveals Shocking Interior (04/16/2009)
Human Tetris Round II (07/31/2007)
Just Buy A Game Boy Already: Analog Tetris (05/12/2010)
Reader Comments
1. Conspiracy - December 7, 2009 5:12 PM
AWSOME!
2. Hayley - December 7, 2009 5:12 PM
Robbed firstards!
3. Hayley - December 7, 2009 5:13 PM
*Shakes fist @ 1.
4. Conspiracy - December 7, 2009 5:13 PM
Had to say that even i who hates the government hate first-tards.
5. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 5:21 PM
@hayley hey sorry girl no offense but when you try robbing a first-tard of their juvenile glory and in turn fail in doing so, your only reward is frustration and one of these
http://www.momlogic.com/images/fail-owned-shopping-cart.jpg
6. Jiakasuma - December 7, 2009 5:24 PM
LOL
7. Hayley - December 7, 2009 5:30 PM
*Ignores link @ 5 based on previous clicking experience precedent
Also: People who say no offence when they mean to incur offence should be beaten.
With heavy objects.
8. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 7, 2009 5:36 PM
Oh hayley, must we fight? i only want the best for you. We girls gotta stick together you know, and not only that i think that your quite the little smooth talker trying to seduce LSDiesel tsk tsk he's mine...just sayin
9. Hayley - December 7, 2009 5:57 PM
See that Trevor? Apparently I'm trying to seduce you.
I don't think it is within my power however to lure you away from the unstoppable force that is 8.
Zzz time for real now. G'night Geekologie.
10. naas - December 7, 2009 6:12 PM
I danced
11. rad to the power of me - December 7, 2009 6:34 PM
guys guys..err girl. whatever. Don't fight! Y'all just need to kiss and make up...and then take a pic of it, send it to GW, and let him post it. Besides what does Dees have that naas doesn't? Try answering that!
However for the topic: I now know what Michael Phelps has been up to sence his last candid pic
12. Leo @ What The Food - December 7, 2009 6:59 PM
Damn, What a jerk of a tetris god! I hate it when he does that, he does it to me all the time =( Was it something I've done or said previously to anger him =(
http://www.whatthefood.dishist.com (my blog) =)
13. OMFGWTFBBQ - December 7, 2009 7:28 PM
I just watched this on CH, then came here.
...
Creepy as hell.
Also, Hayley, you're rather annoying. Please leave. Thanks.
14. rad to the power of me - December 7, 2009 7:29 PM
haha
15. jaime - December 7, 2009 8:58 PM
holy jeez, it gets funnier towards the end.
it's really good
16. Profound - December 8, 2009 8:17 AM
LINE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Jaded Icon - December 8, 2009 8:25 AM
The Tetris god is only angry because not enough virgins have been sacrificed in his name.....
@ 13
Why would you want to kick out one of our very few girl commenters? I officially label you as retarded and ask that you GTFO.......unless you too are a girl and then I demand illicit photos of yourself that I can place in a shoebox that I keep under my bed.........TMI?
18. Lily - December 8, 2009 10:08 AM
this was so good, I forced my boyfriend to watch this - but he was already tied up, so not like I went too far out of my way
*female geekologie readers unite!*
19. GroxXx - December 8, 2009 1:57 PM
LINE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha, oh wow.
20. SmsVar, Sms Gönder, Toplu Sms - December 8, 2009 2:24 PM
this is thank you..
21. OMGWTFBBQ - December 8, 2009 4:02 PM
@17 - Because she's a kuntbagel.
Photo's in the mail, sweetie.