Dec 9 2009What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?
Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I'm adding it to my wizard resume! Can I use you as a reference?
The Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat]
Thanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they're any good.
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Reader Comments
1. Jelly - December 9, 2009 9:16 PM
I WANT IT.
2. library_girl - December 9, 2009 9:19 PM
wow. just. wow. i kinda want it. :D
3. Jiakasuma - December 9, 2009 9:46 PM
looks yummy
4. 4thelulz - December 9, 2009 9:47 PM
does. not. want.
5. jackddddd - December 9, 2009 9:51 PM
looks yummy .very good
6. processing - December 9, 2009 9:51 PM
I WANT eat
7. Sammywa - December 9, 2009 9:55 PM
Yes, GW. I'd be happy to be a reference for you.
8. gizmoduck - December 9, 2009 9:59 PM
looking at that makes me fart....wtf
9. DH - December 9, 2009 10:02 PM
of all the nasty bacon-meat-fatty gross foods you've posted, i ACTUALLY want a bite of this one
GET MEAT-CRACKIN'.
10. TJMCFeisty - December 9, 2009 10:08 PM
100$ says a week from now there will be an article in Geekologie about how the Scotch Mega Egg was found in the bowels of the Large Hadron Collider. It was baked and sent from the future by the LHC to stop it from ever coming online and destroying the universe.
Also, dinosaurs.
11. Darkness - December 9, 2009 10:16 PM
@10. Your ability to forsee the future is amazing o_O
Mega Egg... The name speaks for itself.
12. Checo - December 9, 2009 10:17 PM
Gross :S
13. Dishy Dishyington - December 9, 2009 10:27 PM
That's no egg. It's your mom's ovary.
Srsly, who laid that thing? Yoshi or Birdo?
14. Zach - December 9, 2009 10:31 PM
Dood. Scotch Eggs are awesome. They sorta make you think you're eating a giant fried testicle but hey, it's just sausage!
15. Brushes - December 9, 2009 10:37 PM
Gotta love the paper towel backdrop on the second photo, only the best.
16. Inny - December 9, 2009 10:56 PM
ew. i really wouldn't like to eat this.
17. Zach - December 9, 2009 11:14 PM
MEGGA
18. Jimmy Fury - December 9, 2009 11:37 PM
hmmm would be better if there was cheese involved.
19. Spikey DaPikey - December 9, 2009 11:40 PM
oh HELL YEAH !! :D
20. undoings - December 9, 2009 11:56 PM
That looks like it could break someone's window.
21. Danny - December 10, 2009 3:12 AM
Made it once. Smaller and minus the bacon
22. Jaded Icon - December 10, 2009 7:23 AM
Looks like a Chocobo egg......
23. Brain - December 10, 2009 8:13 AM
This is lame. They should have used a single giant egg, like that of an ostrich or dinosaur.
24. Christina - December 10, 2009 8:45 AM
As much as I love many types of meat (yeah baby!), this makes me want to vomit.
25. Aaron - December 10, 2009 9:37 AM
Its LIke a Breakfast Meatloaf.....
26. GoSS Jerk (now hiding a Dino in his back yard for GW's pleasure) - December 10, 2009 9:37 AM
that made me hungry
27. naas - December 10, 2009 10:42 AM
ITS NOT A TUMAH
28. The Doctor - December 10, 2009 11:07 AM
Next thing you know, insurance companies will be putting questions about this monstrosity in their application questionaires. If you have ever taken a bite from one of these you'll automatically be denied as a suicidal cardiac health risk.
That said, I'd try a bite.
29. josh - December 10, 2009 11:15 AM
OLD post is old.
30. David - December 10, 2009 12:46 PM
Why are you posting this? Just because something has bacon on it doesn't mean you need to put it on Geekologie. How's about I wrap my dick in bacon and send you a pic of it?
MY ROBOT DINOSAUR PIRATE NINJA BACON COCK.
31. Abbott - December 10, 2009 1:13 PM
i think im about to throw up.
32. Blastphemer - December 10, 2009 1:59 PM
@31
That would be awesome, AND I think that's what GW has been after this whole time with all the bacon stuff...the point at which you break down and finally send in a picture of your bacon-wrapped cock.
Good work GW...he finally caved!!!!
@GW
I've looked over this post all morning and I only have one question: So where the fuck is the scotch?!?!?! Don't tease me like this ever again...just bitchin'.
33. urgghhh - December 10, 2009 2:59 PM
THAT LOOKS FKIN DISGUSTING.
BARF!
34. Ben - December 10, 2009 3:07 PM
Well... http://www.blogjam.com/2005/05/15/scotch-ostrich-egg/
35. cabbo - December 10, 2009 6:15 PM
You'd think this'd be excellent. You'd be wrong. They're typically made from horrible meat and weirdly processed eggs. Or maybe the scottish just hate Ireland.
36. cabbo - December 10, 2009 6:17 PM
@33 Now that would be a proper meal. Egg wrapped in meat, covered in batter and served in a bucket of scotch. Nom nom nom.
37. cabbo - December 10, 2009 6:19 PM
@10 wow, you've read, like, three posts! Good for you!
38. Ciao - December 10, 2009 11:49 PM
wow, a small section of that sucker will give me a major itis , that'll probably make me sleep for days dreaming about robot dinos pillaging for sweeties. :p
39. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 14, 2009 3:45 PM
ham ham hammm