What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?

Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I'm adding it to my wizard resume! Can I use you as a reference?

The Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat]

Thanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they're any good.

Scientific Knowledge: How Many KFC Double Downs Is Your Fast Food Sandwich?

This is a chart comparing Kentucky Fried Chicken's new Double Down sandwich to other fast food offerings. So looking at the top of the chart, a Panera Chipotle Chicken... More →

Real Bacon Potato Chips: Once You Pop You Can't Stop (Until Your Heart Does, And It Will)

Who's Your Daddy (that's easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can't eat just one (bag) you... More →

*HORF*: Meat Cakes Are A Little Too Realistic

This is a slab of bacon. In cake form. I know, I thought it was eel too. Anyway, I'm gonna have to admit I'd have a hard time driving... More →