What In The Hell Is A Scotch MegaEgg?
Apparently "20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole." Damn. If the internet really is a series of tubes (and I suspect it is) then this is just the thing to clog its arteries. Oh -- oh -- could it be? Am I really mastering the magic of metaphors? I'm adding it to my wizard resume! Can I use you as a reference?
The Scotch MegaEgg [thisiswhyourefat]
Thanks to Amelia, who wants to know how to make angeled eggs and if they're any good.