Wait, I'm Confused: Sexy Mario Pinup Art

So is that supposed to be the Princess wearing a Mario style outfit or is that Mario woman-ized. Because I'm really hoping it's Mario dressed as a woman. But either way, it's still going up in my garage. Right next to the Chippendales calendar toolbox with all my manly-ass power tools in it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go put the finishing touches on my wooden man-lover 100% not gay monster truck. Whew, close one GW.

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Thanks to Bree, who could out-pinup Bettie Page if she wanted.

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