Dec 8 2009Um, Yeah, Maybe Get Somebody Else To Make It Next Time: Paper Mâché Pikachu Fail
That's not even Pikachu, that's a stoned-ass Garfield with no stripes after eating a whole pan of lasagna (LOL -- he loves that stuff!). Oh -- and to the maker: there comes a time in everyone's life when you realize your own limitations and focus on working within them. That time for you should have been before you made this. Just sayin'.
Hit the jump for an equally questionable Sonic.
NEW VEIN OF MATERIAL DISCOVERED: PAPIER MACHE CHARACTERS [ukresistance]
via
Please, Someone, Burn This Pikachu With Fire [kotaku]
Thanks to sham, who actually has skills.
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Reader Comments
1. El Senor - December 8, 2009 5:22 PM
UNOOO, putas!
2. Cameron - December 8, 2009 5:27 PM
That pikachu looks kinda like I do when I come back to work after my lunch break.
3. Zach Hicks - December 8, 2009 5:28 PM
Sonic scares the shit out of me every time I look at it! Bet you couldn't even get Gumby to come out right.
4. I-Kill-Bambi's - December 8, 2009 5:29 PM
mexi first-tard
anyway's this looks like something that a 4th grade child could make in his sleep. unfortunately I'm about equaly matched in this person's "ability's" and i really should'nt make fun HOWEVER i am a pretty mean gal and find this to be crime against humanity...just sayin
5. RTgrl - December 8, 2009 5:29 PM
That pikachu looks stoned.
6. Void'r - December 8, 2009 5:30 PM
wtf looks like pikachu is high off his rare candys........''why are his eye red mommy'' lol
and since when does sonic have nubs for feet and his eyes looked tweaked up on suger!!!!! this pearson needs a better hobby one that hes good at!!!
7. Lachlan - December 8, 2009 5:32 PM
Firstt !
8. B - December 8, 2009 5:45 PM
Holy shit LMFAO! WhoTF made this and why? And after finishing one of them, why'd they think it was a good idea to try another?
9. proteon - December 8, 2009 5:49 PM
Sonics eyes are almost perfectly symetrical!
10. wes - December 8, 2009 5:50 PM
do i see some stubble on that sonic?
-wes-
11. Joe Taylor - December 8, 2009 5:51 PM
Ahh! Scary... yeah, someone needs to think about taking a different creative route. In fact, abandoning creative type projects all together might be a good move. Then again.. they'd probably sell for millions if marketed right. :o)
-Joe
12. Void'r - December 8, 2009 5:52 PM
haha i jus saw that.......look at his mouth!!!! looks like he had a plate of bud brownies lol....that would explaine the droopy ears and bloodshot eyes XD
13. Leo @ What The Food - December 8, 2009 5:53 PM
Yeh, that Pikachu is not only stoned, but his stomach is empty!! This could only mean he'll get the munchies and eat anything and anyone around him, especially children, pikachu likes children.. =\
http://www.whatthefood.dishist.com (My blog) =)
14. LSDiesel - December 8, 2009 5:53 PM
Wait, that's pikachu? It looks more like Winnie the Pooh discovered Tigger's ecstasy stash.
15. David Sadi - December 8, 2009 5:57 PM
Probably some cheap dad
"I can make that!! we dont need to spend money"
16. friends, etc. - December 8, 2009 5:58 PM
this is art. i would pay money for these.
17. Lachlan - December 8, 2009 6:04 PM
So who amongst the critics has made a papier mache creature before ?
None ?
Thought so.
18. John - December 8, 2009 6:08 PM
@7 hahahahahahaha
19. Garth Algar - December 8, 2009 6:18 PM
Why would we want to look at your eye? Is there something wrong with that... weird... eye?
20. einoj - December 8, 2009 6:30 PM
Oh God i laughed when I saw sonic.
21. Hayley - December 8, 2009 6:31 PM
These are hilarious. Effort without talent is always funny.
22. dave - December 8, 2009 6:39 PM
i may have actually just pooped myself in terror looking at these.
23. gizmoduck - December 8, 2009 6:52 PM
oh my lanta
24. Jiakasuma - December 8, 2009 7:30 PM
These are obviously better than the original character...
25. Wolfman-Al - December 8, 2009 7:45 PM
Whoa, what the christ?
Where those eyes on Pikachu intentional?
And that Sonic looks like an primitive idol/totem thing.
26. Brrrrian - December 8, 2009 7:58 PM
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
jus sayin.
27. Closet Nerd - December 8, 2009 8:00 PM
@14 http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/bitch-betta-have-my-hunny
28. THETEENAGEMONSTER - December 8, 2009 8:42 PM
it looks like something my dad left in the toilet after corn on the cob night
29. Smith - December 8, 2009 9:49 PM
Pikachu's eyes...they...they scare me
30. Omar - December 8, 2009 10:12 PM
@1
Pinche perro
31. Crazywow - December 8, 2009 10:23 PM
so they are making yellow and blue turds now?
32. Jack - December 8, 2009 10:57 PM
<3 It's so cute, yet I feel like I's gonna have nightmares at the same time
33. suomynonA - December 8, 2009 11:43 PM
I wanna party with that pikachu and sonic any day
34. Delaney - December 9, 2009 12:25 AM
They are kind of scary....
I mean, I understand the fact that they're lumpy. Paper mache can get really weird.
But the paint job on Pikachu is......
35. naas - December 9, 2009 12:37 AM
@14 I lolz'd thank you
@18 don't laugh at the mentally handicapped, you look like what you mock to the rest of us
@26 stop saying that, dodgeball was years ago
@33 so do I, good call
36. Spikey DaPikey - December 9, 2009 12:42 AM
Good job they burn well !!
37. Jrdn - December 9, 2009 1:25 AM
they look fine to me.
then again i'm drunk.
where's pikachu's tail.
thats the source of his poke battle skillz
38. OMG - December 9, 2009 2:57 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
39. um - December 9, 2009 3:58 AM
um..
40. Timbo - December 9, 2009 8:15 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
41. Jaded Icon - December 9, 2009 8:30 AM
Not sure why Sonic was made that way, but the Pikachu looks a LOT like Robot Chicken's hung over version....
42. skeletor - December 9, 2009 8:37 AM
those are rad
jus sayin
43. rikki - December 9, 2009 8:43 AM
FUK U ALL
44. rikki - December 9, 2009 8:43 AM
FUK U ALL
45. Jaded Icon - December 9, 2009 9:19 AM
I believe it is spelled "FUCK ALL OF YOU". Oh...and fuck you too.
46. Al - December 9, 2009 10:08 AM
This is how Pikachu would appear on Ren and Stimpy.
47. UNDERPANTS - December 9, 2009 10:09 AM
HEY GUYS LOL LOOK HE PANDERED TO US BY INCLUDING THE "JUST SAYIN'" MEME IN HIS POST OMGOMGOMGOGMGOMOGMGMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGMGG
AHAHAHAH
Seriously, GW, how do you get to be a paid contributor to a website before the age of sixteen? Good going.
48. titsonsnack - December 9, 2009 2:24 PM
It looks like the spontaneous vomiting frog-prince Bart makes.
49. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 9, 2009 3:47 PM
thanks gozel gozel
50. tomtom - December 9, 2009 7:02 PM
I LIKE THEM!!!!
51. Sparky - December 9, 2009 10:06 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!
phew, that's funny!
52. hangkuk - December 10, 2009 5:11 AM
thats ren and stimpy!
53. waifu - December 10, 2009 10:32 AM
lol chris chan
54. Paul - December 10, 2009 2:26 PM
WTF is dat shit dat look like some one took a shit on sonicand dat other thing
55. whogivesafuck - December 10, 2009 4:59 PM
Dammit guys leave Chris alone. He's our lolcow and now you're just gonna attract a bunch of new idiots to the trolling scene.
56. Ciao - December 10, 2009 11:28 PM
YAY! My eyes have bleed! :P
57. moop - December 12, 2009 5:17 PM
lol!!! this looks exactly like that lolcat picture where it's like: I made you a cookie but i eated it
58. Zuu - December 27, 2009 3:28 PM
Spengebab!!!
59. Blachu - January 17, 2010 10:34 PM
how dare you mock chris chan's sonic statue! ...Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAA!