Um, Yeah, Maybe Get Somebody Else To Make It Next Time: Paper Mâché Pikachu Fail

That's not even Pikachu, that's a stoned-ass Garfield with no stripes after eating a whole pan of lasagna (LOL -- he loves that stuff!). Oh -- and to the maker: there comes a time in everyone's life when you realize your own limitations and focus on working within them. That time for you should have been before you made this. Just sayin'.
Hit the jump for an equally questionable Sonic.

NEW VEIN OF MATERIAL DISCOVERED: PAPIER MACHE CHARACTERS [ukresistance]
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Please, Someone, Burn This Pikachu With Fire [kotaku]
Thanks to sham, who actually has skills.
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