Dec 18 2009'Tis The Season: For Makin' Love In Front Of The Fire A Christmas Light Covered Truck?
Iowan (someone from Iowa, that wasn't word wizardry) Kris Marshall covers his truck with around 3,000 Christmas lights and supplies them with power via gas powered generator in the bed. And let me tell you: if you've got a gas-powered generator in your bed, the sex toys are getting out of hand got out of hand a long time ago.
"It's totally illegal and almost all the cops are cool with that. Almost all... some of them don't get it. Last night I met two cops in four minutes and they just smiled. I think I've got most of them trained."
With the exception of a few tickets for illegal use of lights, the only other downside to The Christmas Truck is when one of his sons decides to use it for a date."If you're picking up your girlfriend in the Christmas truck and she's not expecting the Christmas Truck that can be a dealbreaker."
What in the -- what kind of woman wouldn't want to ride in the Christmas Truck? I mean, besides the ones with any taste or decency. Or teeth. Come on, we are talking Iowa here (do meat and potatoes rot teeth?).
Hit the jump for several more shots of the holiday spirit.
The Bright Christmas Decorations Truck is a Geeky Way to Light Up Your Christmas
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Reader Comments
1. naas - December 18, 2009 1:36 PM
fruity sprinkle overload..... eye candy or nausea, you decide...
2. 24-bit whore - December 18, 2009 1:39 PM
Dude will probably be pulled over for driving without any headlights on, and by that I mean his girlfriend has A cups
3. Closet Nerd - December 18, 2009 1:39 PM
I plan on being more 'lit up' than this truck by the end of the night..... just sayin
4. catch22 - December 18, 2009 1:41 PM
as seen at your local Walmart
seriously, it looks like crap in the daylight
show me one done that looks presentable in the daytime /with the lights off and ill be impressed
...its also crazy illegal im sure
5. AaronZZZ - December 18, 2009 1:41 PM
I bet the Girlfreind wouldnt mind if he showed up in the DILDO TRUCK!.... Just sayin
6. Injut - December 18, 2009 1:42 PM
@2: Nice try, but NOT FUNNY AT ALL!
7. Naterator - December 18, 2009 1:43 PM
OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!
I was so first!!
8. Kyle - December 18, 2009 1:45 PM
So Classy...
9. Dishy Dishyington - December 18, 2009 1:45 PM
I "hit the jump" for "more shots of holiday spirit", but there were only more pictures. Guess I'll have to supply my own holiday spirits.
Eggnog!
10. naas - December 18, 2009 1:47 PM
@3 I hope to be right there with ya bud
@6 must have A cups.... just sayin
11. dubba - December 18, 2009 1:47 PM
One bulb blows out whole truck goes dark
Laughter insues
I hope he made it so the doors open without trouble
Driver has a mullet? I bet he does.. and a Foxworthy moustache...
needs more banjo though.
...and to be a 1989 Z-28
@4 of course its illegal didnt you read the post. I do agree about the looking like crap in the daylight however
12. FDSY - December 18, 2009 1:47 PM
NOT COOL GW! I'M FROM IOWA AND MOST OF OUR TRUCKS ARE LIKE THIS!
...making fun of Iowans like that....
13. Dishy Dishyington - December 18, 2009 1:50 PM
Yeah, Iowan Kenobi is cool.
He carries a generator around to power his lightsaber.
14. The Dude - December 18, 2009 1:55 PM
Excuse me! Geekologie people! Can you please delete this photo?
I was out trying to take pictures of my sweet ride when I realized I drove through everyone's Christmas trees.
I did not give you permission to host it, so delete it.
I shouldn't have to keep asking.
Next time, I'm coming after your babies!
15. Hogan - December 18, 2009 1:55 PM
does this model come with a flux capacitor? just sayin...
16. LSDiesel - December 18, 2009 2:05 PM
@14, not funny, try again.
The cops smiled. Oh they smiled all right. Right before they asked for handjobs.
17. naas - December 18, 2009 2:37 PM
@16 2 for $5 if you act now
18. Closet Nerd - December 18, 2009 2:48 PM
@17 hahahaha
19. Boozie - December 18, 2009 3:06 PM
@5 I knew someone that had a big black dildo as his hood ornement, it didn't last long though (he also tinted his windows with black spray paint so obviously he wasn't all right in the mind)
20. Closet Nerd - December 18, 2009 3:08 PM
@19 Was it one of these guys?
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/youre_doing_it_wrong_robbery_m.php
21. Boozie - December 18, 2009 3:32 PM
Ha-ha unfortunantly no it wasn't
22. Asperflux - December 18, 2009 3:47 PM
Long live the robots
23. Asperflux - December 18, 2009 3:48 PM
Long live the robots
24. ciao - December 18, 2009 5:05 PM
It's making me hungry, wanting something with sprinkles on it. :P
25. kate - December 18, 2009 11:18 PM
i saw one way worse looking where i live a week ago. it was in the ghetto though so i guess i sohuldnt have expected a lot.
26. Boodle - December 19, 2009 1:58 AM
Looks like someone has a lot of disposable income. Bet it would suck though, if one of the bulbs broke & an entire strand went out.
27. bombusaldiver and fag - December 22, 2009 2:23 PM
I Owe the World an Apology
especially after that!
28. Neekolaiy - December 24, 2009 8:31 AM
Wait which way is he turning?
XD