Dec 22 2009The Roddler: Push Your Kids Around In Style
Let's face it, unless you're a woman, there's nothing worse than having a child. But at least now you can push the thing around in style thanks to the $2,000 Roddler. Geez, whatever happened to carrying them in a canvas bag?
With hot rod-styling and high-end materials, The Roddler just might be the world's coolest stroller. It features two rear and one front chrome wheels with fin-shaped fenders and white wall tires, color-matching brakes, wheel bullets, chassis, seat, and top, stainless steel hardware, chrome grips, an ultrasuede seat insert for comfort and carbon vinyl leatherette for the seat and top for added durability.
For an extra $500 you can get a model that transforms into a trike when your child is old enough to pedal. And speaking of old enough to pedal: psst -- over here, I got what you're looking for. Get it? Pedal/peddle. ONOMATOPOEIA!
The Roddler [uncrate]
Thanks to Matt, who I'll send to whip your monkey ass if you comment about me not knowing what onomatopoeia is. SNAP CRACKLE POP, BITCHES!
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Reader Comments
1. Mike - December 22, 2009 2:29 PM
Great, another useless product marketed to nobody. I would be worried that it will be to fast for the mother's with the regular buggies to keep up, look at the streamlining!
2. naas - December 22, 2009 2:33 PM
FUCK YOU, Mike. DELETE your fucking comment:
"Great, another useless product marketed to nobody."
GREAT, another useless COMMENT directed toward NOBODY. Let me have the GOD DAMNED first comment, so that I can prove how loyal a follower I am to GW. FUCK
3. Catch22 - December 22, 2009 2:55 PM
even a piece of shit dipped in gold is still a piece of shit
yeah its got high end materials, but its still tacky as hell
i have better uses for $2k
4. Closet Nerd - December 22, 2009 2:56 PM
THIS is the ultimate baby stroller........ just sayin *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*
5. AaronZZZ - December 22, 2009 2:59 PM
This is for the "Gear Head" crowd.... Not my taste.... And I could never imagine spending 2 grand on a stroller.
6. Closet Nerd - December 22, 2009 3:00 PM
THIS is the ultimate baby stroller........ just sayin *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*
http://digitalblueglobal.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/atat-stroller.jpg
7. AaronZZZ - December 22, 2009 3:02 PM
Awsome Closet nerd... AT-AT all the way!! The baby can be all like "Pew pew", and the mom could be all like "pew pew", and then the dad can notice that the "Pew pew" actually means the babys diaper needs changed.
8. Madgame - December 22, 2009 3:03 PM
Hey GW isn't it almost time for another Facebook/Geekologie contest give-away of some sort? That haiku one was pretty successful wasn't it?
Make it happen Cap'n!
9. CrackedPepper - December 22, 2009 3:07 PM
The ONOMATOPOEIA! at the end is a joke, right? For a man who PEW's alot, I hope he knows what that word means.
10. Pat - December 22, 2009 3:31 PM
@9 Great grammar lesson!
11. Closet Nerd - December 22, 2009 4:53 PM
Looks like a stroller from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"..... just sayin
12. Dishy Dishyington - December 22, 2009 4:57 PM
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida,
O no, ma to poeia!
13. rebel664 - December 22, 2009 5:38 PM
Great use of that word GW.
Onomatopoeia (noun):
Using words that imitate the sound they denote
14. jaime - December 22, 2009 6:19 PM
"Let's face it, unless you're a woman, there's nothing worse than having a child."
when you have a kid i'll show him this quote!
15. Ralvatron - December 22, 2009 6:28 PM
That opening sentence may be the greatest opening sentence to anything ever. Proud of GW. No if you'll excuse me, I just rented a midget to race around in my newly purchased Roddler.
16. Jiakasuma - December 22, 2009 6:30 PM
I'd rather be in it
17. livingjetlag - December 22, 2009 6:57 PM
Does it have a horn that plays "La Cucaracha?" Are there hydraulics? Where do you hang the fuzzy dice? Is there a revving engine sound when I wait at the light to cross the street? All these are necessary for a stroller to be awesome. Either that, or it should hover instead of rolling around on boring old wheels (whitewalls or not). I don't see the rocket launchers, either...
18. naas - December 22, 2009 7:40 PM
@2 gay naas is hostile today, I am sorry I wasn't here to share it
19. Dogmeat - December 23, 2009 12:29 AM
Hahaha, badass.
though FYI, some women hate the idea of having a kid too. I know I do.
20. karen - December 23, 2009 10:40 AM
HOMONYM!
21. joe - December 23, 2009 4:58 PM
Just wanted to show you Dbags the one dipped in gold! http://www.bel-bambini.com/index.php?p=product&id=179052&parent=203
22. joseph marmer - December 24, 2009 2:13 AM
#21 FTW
23. PUMASHOESSSTORE.COM - April 8, 2010 9:57 AM
Beautiful!!! please visite salepumashoes.com......