Dec 17 2009The (Not So) Super Lives Of Superheroes
This is a little gallery of superheroes in not-so-super situations brought to us by Super Not So Super. For example, this is Batman reading the foreclosure notice on his mansion/batcave. Also, his costume looks like shit. You know, I was so inspired by these superheroes doing ordinary-folk things that I decided to post a picture of myself picking up after my dog. You know, so you could see I'm just a regular guy like you. Unfortunately, neither the butler nor the maid could figure out which setting on the camera to use to best capture my BURNING LASER VISION. But don't worry, next time I'll get the gimp to do it.
Hit the jump for several more, including Catwoman and The Flash.
Super Not So Super (which also has little comics made about each character)
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Super Not So Super - A Look into the super ordinary lives of superheroes [albotas]
Reader Comments
1. will - December 17, 2009 7:16 PM
haha, flash's is the best, first?
2. Sonu - December 17, 2009 7:18 PM
first i think! last picture very funny! and cat woman looks HOT!
3. gizmoduck - December 17, 2009 7:18 PM
sad sex
4. naas - December 17, 2009 7:20 PM
What happened to wonder womans boobs? I thought they're be falling as hard as @2 by now but someone appears to have taken them
5. Somebody - December 17, 2009 7:24 PM
I hate to point this out but the batman one makes no sense since he owns wayne enterprises.
6. Lando-33 - December 17, 2009 7:29 PM
@5, I hate to point this out, but I think even Wayne Enterprises must be feeling this "economic slowdown". Damn economics.
7. michael - December 17, 2009 7:49 PM
wow. get some better models. i mean, really. supergirl is ug. are they the photographer's friends? brothers and sisters? damn.
8. oldschool - December 17, 2009 7:52 PM
the last ones awesome
9. SithBlue - December 17, 2009 7:54 PM
@6 I hate to point this out, but Batman can't be broke it goes against the laws of science just like fat chicks give great head its a fact
10. naas - December 17, 2009 7:58 PM
@9 I hate to point this out, but @6 has a valid point assuming gotham is feeling the economic strain that we are, regardless of the science of giving great head
11. Lando-33 - December 17, 2009 8:07 PM
@9 re: fat chicks, your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your magazine.
@10 thanks real naas.
12. north ninja - December 17, 2009 8:11 PM
@10 and 6, i hate to point this out, but i must agree with 5 and 9 because Gotham is like an alternate universe that is not effected by ours. They're economy is most likely booming while ours continues to suffer.
13. fat chick - December 17, 2009 8:12 PM
@ 10, etc, I hate to point this out, but I am a fat chick :(
14. Aaronzzz - December 17, 2009 8:12 PM
Fat chicks do give great Head, My Ex-Wife was a fat chick and I can guarantee I married her because of how great she was at giving head..... Its just to bad when my Cock was not in her mouth she couldn't shut the fuck up..... Just Kidding......Love you honey ; )
15. Phoenix - December 17, 2009 8:13 PM
@5 re: I hate to point this out but the batman one makes no sense since he owns wayne enterprises.
Batman doesn't own Wayne Enterprises, Bruce Wayne does. That's why it's not called Batman Enterprises.
Idiot.
16. Phoenix - December 17, 2009 8:18 PM
Wait, is Wayne Enterprises like one of Batman's sponsors or something? Is that what you guys are talking about? Like, he tests stuff out for their R&D? That would explain why the Wayne Enterprise line of Tumblers look like the old Batmobile. I thought they were just knocking them off.
I could see why Batman would be broke then. W.E. probably cut back on their R&D. And Batarangs can't be cheap, and they're black and hard to find in the dark. I totally get it now.
17. dick - December 17, 2009 8:46 PM
@16 shhhhh, you're rambling like a retard.
18. Aaronzzz - December 17, 2009 8:48 PM
Dont forget about all the times Batman has been sued for sexual harassment, and paternity cases. I think Bruce Wayne has child payments of like $23,000 a month.
19. Chives - December 17, 2009 8:53 PM
I was looking more for a "green lantern eating a TV Dinner in a 1-room apartment under a single swinging light bulb".
20. Closet Nerd - December 17, 2009 9:01 PM
What is so super about a woman ironing?
21. Tennist0 - December 17, 2009 9:05 PM
@15 I hate to point this out, but Bruce Wayne is Batman, I know, I ruinged the surprise. Also, Santa isn't real and Dinosaurs are extinct....gotcha didn't I? (this is a sarcastic comment btw, dinos are around, they are just the pets of ninjas, santa comes to my house yearly...even though I'm a jew, and Bruce Wayne is a simple businessman, there is no proving his secret identity)
22. Tennist0 - December 17, 2009 9:06 PM
@20, I hate to point this out, but thats the point
23. Phoenix - December 17, 2009 9:14 PM
@21 re: @15 I hate to point this out, but Bruce Wayne is Batman
WAT
24. j. - December 17, 2009 9:18 PM
bahahaha the last one took me a second
25. Meow! - December 17, 2009 9:44 PM
Purrrrrrrrrrrrfect. Catwoman always rocks... well, except for Haley Berry, sorry, yours sucked.
26. Tennist0 - December 17, 2009 9:46 PM
@23 I hate to point this out but re:21 "Bruce Wayne is a simple businessman, there is no proving his secret identity"
27. PunksKillPeople - December 17, 2009 9:52 PM
@20- I agree.
28. eddy - December 17, 2009 9:57 PM
because all women can do is housework (and/or be cats I suppose)
29. SithBlue - December 17, 2009 10:02 PM
@28 I hate to point this out but you forgot make babies
30. archer9234 - December 17, 2009 10:40 PM
Why would Flash wear his costume in bed. If he's that close with his girlfriend, he'd tell her who he is.
31. naas - December 17, 2009 11:21 PM
@13 I hate to point this out, but I never said anything about fat chicks, just great head. I'm waay late in mentioning that but other things needed pointing out too
32. Greenman - December 17, 2009 11:22 PM
These are stupid. They couldn't have picked uglier women for these. The woman with flash looks like a chubby plain version of Rashida Jones.
33. livingjetlag - December 17, 2009 11:40 PM
I wish they had done one with Spiderman blogging. Of course, there would have been no way to tell that it wasn't Geekologie Writer.
34. Gettysburg - December 18, 2009 12:24 AM
@ 34 I hate to point this out, but LAAAAMMMMEEE!
35. meatierthanyurmother - December 18, 2009 12:29 AM
@34, what 17 said.
36. Zidel333 - December 18, 2009 1:22 AM
I hate to point this out, but the foreclosure notice doesn't specify what one of BW/Batman's dozens of house is under foreclosure. I hope it isn't Wayne Manor, because that place is pimp.
On second thought, why would BW still need to be paying off the mortgage? The Manor is supposed to be generations old, unless it's one of those 100 or 200 year Japanese mortgages. Oh Bruce, you shouldn't have signed on the dotted line. :(
37. Shittles - December 18, 2009 1:53 AM
@13: Heeeeeeeeey. ;D
38. Epacs - December 18, 2009 2:07 AM
Batman dealing with foreclosure ? Impossible. Obviously photoshopped.
39. soundofbread - December 18, 2009 2:42 AM
@13 for the sake of science, call me
40. suckmycomment - December 18, 2009 3:03 AM
didn't batman die? thought he blew up in a helicopter and then a lesbian took his place. from this information, i would infer that the comic sales must have been drastically low. so yeah it makes sense that the DC executives would be looking at their finances...dressed as batman...just coz.
41. Lady K - December 18, 2009 3:24 AM
Catwoman is still hot..... =p although, 25 is right, halle berry and her crappy film sucked.
42. Masked Dave - December 18, 2009 4:22 AM
Seriously, am I the only one really pissed off at the incredible sexism of these?
The women cook, clean, and iron while the men pay bills, have sex and exorcise. What the fuck?
43. vinter - December 18, 2009 7:46 AM
@43 wow are you gay?
and seriously wtf is up with superwoman and wonder woman, they have to be the ugliest things i've seen all day
44. Rich Waffle-U - December 18, 2009 7:55 AM
@43 - Which pictures did you look at? I didn't see anyone having sex. For that matter, I didn't see anyone exercising either. Or cleaning. Your crazy squint-o-vision is clearly on the wonk.
45. enigma - December 18, 2009 8:05 AM
Reminds me of that movie Mystery Men. :-)
46. Jaded Icon - December 18, 2009 9:16 AM
IDK.....I kind of thought these were neat. I always wondered how Flash could keep girls around too, prime example of premature......
47. Blastphemer - December 18, 2009 10:00 AM
@24
I hate to point this out, but that's what SHE said. Just sayin...
48. frozen food section - December 18, 2009 2:12 PM
these are kinda underwhelming
49. yes - December 18, 2009 3:38 PM
wonder woman's got some hairy ass arms!
50. beedee - December 18, 2009 3:40 PM
I'm workin' on a monologue as the Joker getting into the seedier details of the sadist behind the mask. I think my name click's to the vid.
51. Ur mom - December 18, 2009 7:00 PM
Ok so we have Green Lantern with a tv dinner in a 1br apt & Spiderman blogging...
Can we have the Hulk picking up the dog poop?
52. kate - December 18, 2009 11:39 PM
these were not so great. except for the flash, that was good. but not for his lady.
@ 43, make me a sammage.
53. frosty - December 19, 2009 10:05 AM
Wonderwoman looks like a tranny, see how they strategically placed the iron infron of 'her" crotch to hide the wewe. BLAHH!
54. Heather - December 19, 2009 11:19 PM
Does no one else find the last one epic?!
55. Pews - December 21, 2009 1:17 PM
The woman with flash looks like catwoman bahaha
56. bayan giyim - February 14, 2010 4:53 PM
bahahaha the last one took me a second