Dec 22 2009Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Snuggie Thing
As is evident from the picture, there's just no way to look cool in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle snuggie. Sure I could do it, but I can also bend time with my mind. AND unhook bras -- both front and back closures.
Cuddle up with your favorite turtle! Stay nice 'n toasty while you reach for a pizza slice in this fleece blanket with sleeves and a Michelangelo body print. Ah, turtle power never felt so...soft!
Available from Hot Topic for $28, I kind of want one. BUT ONLY TO PROVE I WOULD STILL LOOK COOL IN IT. Also, this wizard robe is getting a little tattered. You know, FROM BATTLING SORCERERS AND KEEPING THE EARTH SAFE! You didn't know I did that, did you? Well I do. I do do that. *ZIPPITY ZAP!* See? That was me casting a safety spell. Well, technically, that was a fork in the microwave, but I could cast a safety spell if I wanted. Swear.
Thanks to Alejandra, who's holding out for a Gargamel snuggie. Now you're talking!
Reader Comments
1. Guesticles - December 22, 2009 10:57 AM
Lol at his Earrings.
2. chesticles - December 22, 2009 11:01 AM
loloolol second and the guy looks like a douche
3. Cinema Obsessed - December 22, 2009 11:04 AM
Nice giant disk earrings, guy. They really add to your coolness in that thing.
4. naas - December 22, 2009 11:13 AM
BADASS, DO WANT!!!
That's hardcore right there folks, he's going to be th........... that's a dude? There's too much sparkle in those eyes to call that one a straight male
5. Rich Waffle-U - December 22, 2009 11:13 AM
I know it's supposed to be the front section fot he shell, but alls I can see when I look at that is a giant cartoon picture of a butt and legs. Why is this stylish individual, with his immacualtely gelled hair, poking his head out the top of a butt? Why?
6. naas - December 22, 2009 11:16 AM
@5 talk about poking out, wait until he opens one of the secret doors on that thing
7. Goblin - December 22, 2009 11:20 AM
i do love all things TMNT but this is just wrong.
8. AaronZZZ - December 22, 2009 11:27 AM
TMNT are always awsome...... But this thing is retarded.
9. Pat - December 22, 2009 11:39 AM
Is it just me, or does that kid looks like Rufio from "Hook"?
10. Beautiful but bitter. - December 22, 2009 11:40 AM
Snuggie = Bathrobe worn backwards
11. Ollie Williams - December 22, 2009 11:41 AM
OLD! Naas got this for Christmas last year from me, we use it for TMNT role playing.
USE YOUR BO-STAFF ON MY ANUS!
12. naas - December 22, 2009 11:43 AM
OLD! Ollie gave me this for christmas last year for a role playing game & we exchanged it 4 times before I dominated his anus with an unsharpened bo-staff!
13. ggvmc - December 22, 2009 11:51 AM
douche chill!
14. headcheez - December 22, 2009 11:56 AM
reckon katie of facebook fame would give this guy her v-card.....
15. Blastphemer - December 22, 2009 12:38 PM
Yet again, another example of why snuggies should have hoods!!! I'm holding out for Shredder, bitches! That's right...wanna snuggle now??? Who's bringin the bandaids?!
Ollie & Naas - nunchuks...just sayin.
16. Chuck Nunchuck - December 22, 2009 12:41 PM
I reckon the front shell looks like two cocks being held together by bacon.
17. Dan Cosgrove - December 22, 2009 1:43 PM
I think I'd have to beat everyone around me with rolled-up towels if I wore this.
Which I will, when I do.
18. Fifi - December 22, 2009 2:11 PM
1. Retarded.
2. I knew it was from hot topic just by looking at that retard.
19. shurwlat - December 22, 2009 2:19 PM
that's more like a dalai lama goes buff thingy
20. Jiakasuma - December 22, 2009 2:22 PM
WTF!?
21. Ollie Williams - December 22, 2009 3:22 PM
16 made me lol.
22. Samir and Micheal - December 22, 2009 8:20 PM
One, I f-ing hate snuggies and anyone who dare to wear one.. but I love TMNT.. so so what can I say other than ... yes, it does look like two giant cocks being held together by bacon.... yum yum
23. kinomi - December 23, 2009 12:31 AM
Look at this fucking hipster.
24. Jimmy - December 24, 2009 6:47 PM
from the look on this guy's face he was thinking. YES I'm the next top model for Hot Topic. The chicks are gonna fall all over me. He then got to the photo shoot and they whip out the 2 cocks swordfighting wrapped in bacon on a field of lettuce snuggie. Now he realizes that his sphincter is going to be hard drilled in the locker room of his gym class.