Dec 16 2009Teenage Mutant Ninja Dogs Coming Soon
Apparently some teenage mutant ninja dog (TMND) action is right around the corner for Yekaterinburg, Russia, thanks to a pack of wild canines munching radioactive goo. But it makes me feel so strong!
The strays, thought to be former guard dogs, are said to scavenge for food at a tip on the outskirts of Yekaterinburg city.
"I go past those dogs every day," Alexei Bukharovsky said. "They are usually reddish... but then I saw, running along the white snow, an almost completely emerald dog."A police spokesman told local news service RIA Novosti that it is thought to be the result of illegal tipping."Either local residents or a factory have been dumping some kind of chemical waste there," the spokesman said.
The council has been asked to clean up the site.
"The council has been asked to clean up the site". Haha, that's great cause it's not gonna happen. You can't just ask councils to do things, you have to strong arm/threaten/blackmail them to do things. *waving laser blaster* Isn't that right, city council? I want those potholes in front of my house patched before noon. Also -- a handicapped parking pass, make it happen.
Wild Dogs Turn Green From 'Toxic Waste' [yahoonews]
Thanks to Gregatron, who once called Megatron a little bitch and then turned into the back of a hand and slapped him.
Reader Comments
1. Sarwyn - December 16, 2009 12:01 PM
First?
2. Matt-Zilla - December 16, 2009 12:01 PM
DANDELIONS??
3. naas - December 16, 2009 12:05 PM
CHUPACABRA!!
4. Dishy Dishyington - December 16, 2009 12:07 PM
Dogdamnit!
5. Closet Nerd - December 16, 2009 12:12 PM
Daisy keeps trippin on those "potholes in my lawn"..... just sayin
6. Boog - December 16, 2009 12:24 PM
Green Radioactive Deer-Dog, with your glow so bright.. won't you guide my sleigh tonight? MLIG
7. FDSY - December 16, 2009 12:26 PM
TO LATE RUSSIA!
Looks like the 90's beat you to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMDi3rlCmF8
8. LSDiesel - December 16, 2009 12:29 PM
In soviet russia, dog....something something.....you.
9. Dishy Dishyington - December 16, 2009 12:34 PM
My mom is soviet russian, you insensitive clod!
10. Melissa - December 16, 2009 12:37 PM
Either the dog is dead from fulminant testicular cancer in a week or he grows to massive proportions, summons the undead and destroys humanity. But either way u can assure you it will be a tragic ending. Just tragic.
11. Ollie Williams - December 16, 2009 12:37 PM
In other news, Rihanna poses 'topless' for GQ.
12. AaronZZZ - December 16, 2009 12:46 PM
That picture really does look like a dogs head copy/pasted on to a deers body.....
13. Ickorus - December 16, 2009 12:49 PM
"local residents or a factory have been dumping some kind of chemical waste there"
Wait, local residents dump chemical waste that turns animals red and green?
Damn, Russians are pretty freaking hardcore.
14. Mac - December 16, 2009 12:54 PM
Pretty classy to poke fun at not only abandoned dogs but ones that have consumed some type of chemical.
I generally like what I see on this site. Unfortunately, that was before I saw joke being made about helpless animals that have been poisoned. You stay classy Geekologie writer....
15. Ickorus - December 16, 2009 12:57 PM
@14
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/doing_it_wrong_flasher_hit_by.php
Classy ;]
16. FDSY - December 16, 2009 1:01 PM
peta butthurt.
17. LSDiesel - December 16, 2009 1:39 PM
@14, I ate your cat.
18. Pistol Pete - December 16, 2009 1:47 PM
@ 14: Mac you're even nuttier than the average person on here if you think that
A: Geekologie and Classy occupy the same universe
B: That picture or story isn't complete fake sauce
C: Anyone posting here is going to do anything other than flame you
But way to stick your neck out. Also avoid reading the classy article on here about butthole covers for dogs. It's apt to send you right off the deep end.
19. Pistol Pete - December 16, 2009 1:48 PM
BTW I <3 you, GW, you classy sumbeesh.
20. Ollie Williams - December 16, 2009 2:03 PM
@14
I ate the vomit that LSDiesel spit out of your cat just so I could eat your cat a second time.
21. Luther Manning - December 16, 2009 2:07 PM
Image>
Adjustments>
Color Balance
22. RoboChop - December 16, 2009 2:16 PM
Too bad dogs are colorblind.
23. Ollie Williams - December 16, 2009 2:23 PM
@21
saturation = +100
24. Zing! - December 16, 2009 2:52 PM
@12 agreed.
25. bribios - December 16, 2009 4:02 PM
Any confirmation the dog is green due to radiation and not knocking over a can of paint on itself or something? Turning green by radiation seems more sci-fi than anything. This sounds more like a Pepe Le Pew incident.
26. LSDiesel - December 16, 2009 4:18 PM
Hey, everyone wants to 'go green' but when a dog does, all of the sudden people (mac) start throwing a fit.
27. Jiakasuma - December 16, 2009 4:52 PM
Photoshopped
28. catch22 - December 16, 2009 4:58 PM
dog probly got dyed rolling in it...
seriously though. these are presumed to be EX guard dogs? so there are some potentially vicious dogs with ARS out there uncontained?
29. HxCereal - December 17, 2009 1:23 PM
Oh JUNK! It's the BREED!!!