Surprise!: Pokemon Is The Devil's Work

"Pokemon World is a world of the demonic. Of the satanic." I knew it! This guy says a lot of crazy shit but the best is between 1:30 and 2:30. It's scary. And what's even scarier is the way all the people in the audience are so attentive. Really makes me want to start my own cult. Who's with me? Oh come on -- we'll wear bathrobes and chant!

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Thanks to Amanda, who's officially in charge of new recruiting.

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