Dec 19 2009Sure, Why Not? Oh Right, The Police: Guy Attaches Rocket Launchers To Motorcycle
NOTE: Due to quality video editing, it takes a couple seconds for the picture to kick in.
I'm pretty sure he's just shooting model rocket engines, but whatever, this guy attached some button operated rocket launchers to the sides of his motorcycle. Why? I honestly don't know. Probably not a good reason though. The first 0:45 are dude talking nonsense, the pew pews start after that with the best being at 1:00 when a rocket bounces off a wall and almost hits him. Now that would've been cool. As it stands, video is a 3.5/10 and I regret posting it.
Thanks to d_mc, Jimmy and deadbodyman, who shoot RPG's from their motorcycles because, well, they might be terrorists.
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Reader Comments
1. ribbons - December 19, 2009 5:32 PM
crotch rockets?
2. Cesspool17 - December 19, 2009 5:38 PM
I like the one that ricochets and almost hits him, what is the point of this?
3. Tennist0 - December 19, 2009 6:00 PM
GW, you are so regretful...that you...uhhh...ummm...you, you should go be emo 'r sumthin
4. TCC - December 19, 2009 6:17 PM
his targeting computer sucks. I go out shooting womp rats from my T-16 with mine. bulls eye em all the time. this guy on the other hand couldn't hit the broad side of a bantha with that thing... -,-
5. big brown - December 19, 2009 6:28 PM
first!! hell yea! xD
6. Jiakasuma - December 19, 2009 6:38 PM
que se calme el guey
7. Closet Nerd - December 19, 2009 7:03 PM
That is as smart as the day is wide...... just sayin
8. Darkness - December 19, 2009 7:10 PM
Not even that cool. The actual effectiveness of a rocket attached to a motorcycle is nilch due to the fact your going 90 miles an hour and without military technology they wouldnt be big enough and worth placing targeting system on it because they wouldnt have enough fuel to stay in flight. Plus, -
The hell are you gonna shoot at? Another car? Wait until the SWAT team comes. Then the fireworks will be awesome. Pew pew pew Automatic Weapons Woo.
9. LolWoWFags - December 19, 2009 7:16 PM
I could do that with some fireworks and some gaffa tape.
10. lachlan - December 19, 2009 7:18 PM
@8
Yes it is cool.
What have you done that's cool ?
Watercool a computer or something ?
Lame-ass.
11. John - December 19, 2009 7:50 PM
Something tells me we have a candidate for a darwin award. At least a nomination.
12. Deetz - December 19, 2009 10:06 PM
Only in the USA. :)
13. Ocelot - December 20, 2009 1:31 AM
Oh man, as lame as this is I couldn't help but like it. I just like DIY explosives and panels of buttons... LOL
And @12, where did your name come from? Just curious.
14. Josh - December 20, 2009 1:32 AM
While I am never shocked by the immaturity of crotch rocket riders, I didn't realize anyone over the age of 6 gave a crap about fireworks.
15. Blade - December 20, 2009 1:56 PM
I done this awhile back on my scooter but i used bottle rockets that would explode at the end
16. nintendo dsi r4 - December 21, 2009 4:07 AM
Hi Guy's,
The actual effectiveness of a rocket attached to a motorcycle is nilch due to the fact your going 90 miles an hour and without military technology they wouldnt be big enough and worth placing targeting system on it because they wouldnt have enough fuel to stay in flight.
17. Migo - December 21, 2009 5:31 AM
That has been done on Metal heroes series for decades... :-)
18. Ace - December 21, 2009 11:57 AM
Great, so he basically made MegaForce come to life. Barry Bostwick is passing his fingers through his feathered hair in awe and delight.
19. Eientein - February 12, 2010 9:08 PM
its effectiveness of a rocket attached to a motorcycle is nilch due to the fact your going 90 miles an hour and without military technology they wouldnt be big enough and worth placingArticles