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Spoiler Alert!: Avatar The Movie In Five Panels

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NOTE: No real spoilers.

Thinking about going to see Avatar this weekend but don't feel up to climbing the basement stairs? I'm with you. Thankfully, this five-panel comic sums up the entire movie. BOOM, just saved you $10! Don't worry, no need to thank me. Well, there is something you can do (call the house line and ask my mom to drop another Lean Cuisine down the laundry chute).

Avatar Summary [comixed]

Thanks to Nathan, who promised not to tell anybody I went to see New Moon again instead.

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