Dec 17 2009Snow Sled + Shorts = Ninja Turtle Ass?
Snow Shorts are a pair of shorts that have a sled bottom so you can sail down snowy hills without lugging an annoying-ass sled everywhere you go. Also, I want it to be noted that Raphael there is doing it horribly, horribly wrong.
You won't have to worry about carrying your sled up the hill again and again because the sled is now your butt. Yes, it's a wearable sled! Just wear the snow shorts over your pants and get your butt on that snow. It comes in 3 sizes: small kids, big kids, and adult for $35.
Now I hate to brag about my sextacular proportions, but I'm definitely gonna have to wear a big kids size on each buttcheek. Now I know what you're thinking, and since I'm a kind and generous wizard, I'll answer: custom toilet.
Snow Shorts with a built-in Butt-Sled [slipperybrick]
Thanks to Closet Nerd, who agrees a little non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant on the bottom of that thing and you're ready to set a land-speed record.
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Reader Comments
1. skeletor - December 17, 2009 12:50 PM
sodomy shield...
2. none - December 17, 2009 12:51 PM
old as hell... used to have the exact same thing as a kid...
3. FDSY - December 17, 2009 12:55 PM
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4. naas - December 17, 2009 12:57 PM
ffffffffffFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSsssshhhhhhhhhhh.......
that's the sound I hear when I see children sledding or something that resembles children sledding, always at the same frequency though regardless of the size of the child
5. Duckling - December 17, 2009 12:59 PM
@4 you sure hear alot of sounds
6. brownie - December 17, 2009 12:59 PM
REALLY? Did you have to take it there? NASTY ASSESSSSS!!!!
7. Jrdn - December 17, 2009 1:01 PM
now make one in infant size.
nothin funnier than seeing a baby slide down a mountain
SHOOM!
8. ♥I-Kill-Bambi's♥ - December 17, 2009 1:14 PM
@1 & 3 how very inapropriate....just sayin
9. LSDiesel - December 17, 2009 1:15 PM
@4 fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
That's the sound of you looking at this picture.
10. ♥I-Kill-Bambi's♥ - December 17, 2009 1:19 PM
@9
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/616/small/468px-Mudkip_shoopkipz.jpg
11. Closet Nerd - December 17, 2009 1:25 PM
@9 Are you sure it wasn't while looking at this picture?
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/doing_it_wrong_flasher_hit_by.php
I know its given me a super hadron, and caused a super collision between my underwear and my 'potential children'..... just sayin
12. Closet Nerd - December 17, 2009 1:28 PM
Well, don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled GW.
You know that metal plate in my head?
I had to have it replaced, because everytime naas revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half-hour or so.
So, over at the VA, they had to replace it with a plastic one. It ain't as strong. So, I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
13. AaronZZZ - December 17, 2009 1:34 PM
Pedo-Bear protector
14. jeffg - December 17, 2009 1:56 PM
essential wear for all altar boys
actually, not essential - essentail - geddit?- essen-TAIL
15. Jrdn - December 17, 2009 1:58 PM
@12 nice christmas vacation quote :)
16. naas - December 17, 2009 2:00 PM
@9 http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/729930.gif
17. Ollie Williams - December 17, 2009 2:03 PM
http://s.lurkmore.ru/images/a/aa/Pedobearseal.jpg
18. LSDiesel - December 17, 2009 2:06 PM
@16, I lol'd
19. naas - December 17, 2009 2:17 PM
@18 <3
20. qim - December 17, 2009 6:36 PM
I had one of those when I was a kid (read: almost 30 years ago). Everybody laughed at me and I still wet my bed, when I dream about the bad things, everybody said to me. :-(
21. Robot - December 17, 2009 7:09 PM
Why is the child bending over??.....You humans are so weird sometimes.
22. r4 dsi - December 18, 2009 12:02 AM
hello,
when I see children sledding or something that resembles children sledding, always at the same frequency though regardless of the size of the child
23. MBanana - December 18, 2009 4:39 AM
Rapeproof pants?
24. Jaded Icon - December 18, 2009 8:46 AM
It would work better if they also put sled parts on the back of the legs and maybe on the ankles of the feet too.........just saying, that it would be hard to sled when you have to keep your feet up in the air.....
25. Kip - December 18, 2009 8:58 AM
What an awesome invention. And today, we have the snow, but no hills!
http://www.evilmunky.com
26. Amaranth - December 18, 2009 11:31 AM
I call it the "AssRapeProof Pants"
27. tina - December 18, 2009 9:54 PM
http://www.footwearkicks.com
28. suomynonA - December 21, 2009 10:56 PM
HELL YEAH, this would be perfect to protect yourself if you ever got into prison.
29. acornstu - December 29, 2009 2:22 PM
"without lugging an annoying-ass sled everywhere you go. "
but g.w. isn't that EXACTLY wtf you'd be doing?
well, lugging an annoying "ass-sled" anyway
30. helin - February 14, 2010 4:10 PM
now make one in infant size
nothin funnier than seeing a baby slide down a mountain