Dec 6 2009Should I Use My iPhone Now?: The Flowchart
This is a flowchart used to determine whether or not you should use your iPhone while in the presence of your significant other (full-size version HERE). Of course, if you've dated any women like the ones I have, the answer is always, "NO". Also, "get a job" and, "learn how to give a body massage". Which reminds me why we don't date anymore! Dumped :(
A Romance Flowchart: When Is It Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone? [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. sualeh - December 6, 2009 5:45 PM
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Ickorus - December 6, 2009 5:47 PM
GW likes flowcharts?
3. Ickorus - December 6, 2009 5:48 PM
I don't blame you, i like flowcharts too.
4. Tennist0 - December 6, 2009 5:56 PM
today, I took my iphone out and I used the lightsaber app in order to earn brownie points...it failed, but I my friend caught the incident with an augmented reality app and it made me smile. MLIG
5. Hayley - December 6, 2009 6:03 PM
GW: QQ
6. michael - December 6, 2009 6:14 PM
recipe for geekologie post: dinosaurs, flowcharts or pirates
recipe for repost: being on google reader's popular section or stumble upon
7. Darkness - December 6, 2009 6:28 PM
IM TOO POOR FOR AN IPHONE!!!!!!!!
8. ObamaPacman - December 6, 2009 6:29 PM
Is that girl using the vibrator app?
9. G-man - December 6, 2009 6:30 PM
I am missing the step with do you pull it out for the 999999999 time in 10 minutes?
10. Paul Murray - December 6, 2009 6:34 PM
I don't see the point of these flowcharts, when a set of boolean expressions will do.
11. Thanatos - December 6, 2009 6:42 PM
I think the 1 thing this Flow chart is missing is a 'Did you get your iPhone out in order to look at _this_ flowchart? Y/N"
12. Luke - December 6, 2009 7:20 PM
Y
13. Profound - December 6, 2009 8:19 PM
it's always appropriate to use android. anytime, anywhere. just saying.
14. Flanges - December 6, 2009 9:09 PM
Flanges
Rings And Forgings
Pipe Fittings
15. Flanges - December 6, 2009 9:12 PM
Flanges
Rings And Forgings
Pipe Fittings
16. lol wut - December 6, 2009 9:13 PM
I don't have a smartphone, but my fiancée doesn't bust HERS out often enough.
17. Hose clamp - December 6, 2009 9:15 PM
Hose clamp
quick coupling
Machines
Adaptors
hydraulic hoses
18. erik - December 6, 2009 9:32 PM
This one was really awful.
The logic of this say that you can not ever make a call to anyone if it will take some time.
19. Lollerjacks - December 7, 2009 6:07 AM
alright enough with the flowcharts already! its not that funny anymore. more like "hmm, lets see what interesting crap there's on geekologie today. ugh.. another flowchart.. WHEN WILL IT END!?"
20. Lollerjacks - December 7, 2009 6:11 AM
also, POST MORE STUFF!! what happened to the 3 articles/hour days? gees GW... get it together man.. WE NEED YOUR CRAP!!!
21. Jaded Icon - December 7, 2009 7:18 AM
@ 20
I'm sure he'll get right on that.......
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23. Leonidas Smith - December 7, 2009 9:04 AM
@6: recipe for being an annoying douchebag: fall too deeply in love with your Mac, and crawl up Apple's brushed alimunium sphincter.
24. SmsVar, Sms Gönder, Toplu Sms - December 8, 2009 2:43 PM
this is thank you..