Should I Use My iPhone Now?: The Flowchart
This is a flowchart used to determine whether or not you should use your iPhone while in the presence of your significant other (full-size version HERE). Of course, if you've dated any women like the ones I have, the answer is always, "NO". Also, "get a job" and, "learn how to give a body massage". Which reminds me why we don't date anymore! Dumped :(
A Romance Flowchart: When Is It Inappropriate to Use Your iPhone? [gizmodo]
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A Canadian man was recently broken up with by his girlfriend after she found racy text messages on his cell phone. Only thing was, the messages come preloaded on every model of that phone. Ah, women. They're all batshit crazy. The Winnipeg man is calling for the phones to b... / Continue →
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This is a fake commercial for iPhone apps. I thought it was pretty funny. And not just because stalking ex-girlfriends is funny, because that is only mildy humorous (but mostly sad and creepy). No, I just couldn't get enough of the guy's voice. I must have you on my home an... / Continue →
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Condom giant Durex has developed underwear (and a bra) that will vibrate when your partner rubs their finger around on an iPhone app. They're called Fundawear, and were designed to allow lovers to 'touch each other over the internet'. For the record, I don't want anybody touc... / Continue →
