Dec 14 2009Seen It All Now: Microwave S'mores Machine Keeps Pressure On Your Marshmallow
The Micro S'mores machine is a piece of shit designed for cooking s'mores in the microwave. The secret is its "Core Fusion Technology" which is a jargonical (word wizardry!) way of saying it has a plunger that pushes the marshmallow down as it gets gooey. You get two of them for $20, plus shipping and handling. Now, as a guy who's been making s'mores in the microwave since middle school, I'll admit a little downward pressure while the s'mores cook is key to a good turnout. So here's what you do: break off the safety latch that prevents you from cooking with the microwave door open. You'll be able to stir things too!
Hit the jump for a ridiculous commercial.
Thanks to Calypso, who may or may not have held Odysseus captive for seven years (she totally did).
Reader Comments
1. Jonny q - December 14, 2009 9:40 AM
FURSTS@##!!! YEA!
2. Sam K - December 14, 2009 9:40 AM
" break off the safety latch that prevents you from cooking with the microwave door open. You can stir stuff while it cooks too!"
You will also get a nice warm feeling inside.
3. ThatGuy - December 14, 2009 9:44 AM
Simply amazing, but cant we just shatter the safety glass rather than having to mess with the latch, just sayin....
4. OMG Jaja ! - December 14, 2009 9:46 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL >_<
5. Closet Nerd - December 14, 2009 9:50 AM
The best part is setting the marshmallow on fire..... just sayin
6. Mindy - December 14, 2009 9:52 AM
Well that seems unnecessary.
7. Closet Nerd - December 14, 2009 9:54 AM
@1 http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091214/gif_01.gif
8. Jaded Icon - December 14, 2009 9:55 AM
This is on my "Do not get for Christmas" list.....
9. Closet Nerd - December 14, 2009 9:55 AM
^ I meant this one
http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091214/gif_03.gif
10. Profound - December 14, 2009 9:57 AM
meh. just sayin'
11. Otto - December 14, 2009 10:14 AM
Ahh yes, because microwaving your hand poses no issues whatsoever.
12. SAWGAW - December 14, 2009 10:19 AM
Gooeylicious!
13. naas - December 14, 2009 10:20 AM
meh.... just sayin
@1 stop defecating on the boards, you're trying to make geekologie suck & we're trying to help you
14. naas - December 14, 2009 10:20 AM
.....and a good monday morning to the rest of you
15. ToolGuyd - December 14, 2009 10:33 AM
You know that a lot of people are still going to buy this, right?
And you get a recipe book, too! Gummy worm smores. Ingenious!
*rolls eyes*
How hard is it to just apply the top graham cracker after the rest of is heated in the micro? What next from this company, a device to break up a Hershey bar into equally sized pieces?!
16. AaronZZZ - December 14, 2009 10:57 AM
The Perfect Christmas Gift for that Retarded relative no one likes!!! Nothing says "FUCK YOU" like a crappy Christmas gift that shows you care just enough to buy some worthless piece of shit marketing gimmick, but not enough to actually buy something useful.
17. JJtoob - December 14, 2009 11:22 AM
Hell, that's how Samus got her arm to shoot fireballs and stuff.
18. Czar - December 14, 2009 11:26 AM
@15
I'm stealing your idea. :)
19. andrew - December 14, 2009 11:26 AM
WHY DIDN'T I MAKE THAT, DAMMIT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20. dparks - December 14, 2009 11:29 AM
Yes! Just in time for Walgreen's to have run out of their ChaCha Chia Obama and Mr. T heads!!
21. livingjetlag - December 14, 2009 3:18 PM
Why doesn't the commercial include a cool video of someone setting the microwave to 10 minutes and watching the marshmallow burst into flame, then blacken and explode as it screams "why me?"
22. Cruisemissleking - December 14, 2009 3:37 PM
Shows how fat America is when we're too lazy to light a fire.
23. Dude - December 14, 2009 5:18 PM
The best smore Ive ever eaten was in a forest whilst tripping on mushrooms. It was absolutely mind blowingly awesome!
24. caleb1117 - December 14, 2009 9:08 PM
Mmmm diabetes.
25. AK00 - December 15, 2009 12:49 PM
THE INTERNET IS ANGRY! ANGRY ABOUT S'MORES!
Shit, you guys really will get pissed off over anything.
26. *AGATHA* - December 15, 2009 8:15 PM
discusting! I hate it when people talk and eat! not even to think about the gooey part.....
BARF!!!!
btw the son and father part is so stupid!
27. Yazılım TV, Php, MySQL, db.. - December 16, 2009 2:43 PM
The Perfect Christmas Gift for that Retarded relative no one likes!!! Nothing says "FUCK YOU" like a crappy Christmas gift that shows you care just enough to buy some worthless piece of shit marketing gimmick, but not enough to actually buy something useful.
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