This is the five minute trailer for Ataque de PÃ¡nico! (Panic Attack!) by aspiring Uruguayan director Fede Alvarez. Apparently flashing the video around Hollywood netted the no-name a $30 million movie deal. Nice, but I've already seen Transformers (the first one). Now, Hollywood, I've written almost 5,000 Geekologie articles WHERE'S MY MOVIE DEAL? I have ideas. Original ones too, none of this "when robots attack" bullshit. That's old hat. I'm new hat. I'm talking laser beanies. Call me.
Thanks to Grimloc JASMIN, charles, BoB and Lady Biggley, who tried to get me to piss myself but little did they know I had just gone to the bathroom. Nice try guys, but you only got a couple drops outta this guy!
This is a little Transformers movie made by a couple shirtless Ruskies. Ha, I didn't even know they had special effects in Russia! I thought it was all nesting dolls and vodka. That probably sounded racist aside, in Russia robots transform you.
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I don't want to ruin the premise of this little video for you but basically the infamous Star Wars word crawl from the beginning of all the movies starts falling to earth and the Enterprise has to come save us. Woops. I'm not good at keeping secrets either.
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We featured a video of Paperboy in real life earlier this week, and we're wrapping it up with a video of Paperboy: The Movie. It's a lot more dramatic than the other one. And before you ask -- yes, it made me cry. Thankfully, I cry diamonds. I'm rich, peasants!
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