This has been floating around for a little while but I figured I'd go ahead and post it before it got any older because then I'd get even more hate mail than I'm already going to (you people are vicious!) but you know what? I'm cool with that. Because as my mom taught me growing up, hate is the sincerest form of flattery. And so are kids throwing rocks. God did they flatter me.
Hindsight is 20/20 Once The Mind Trick Wears Off [verydemotivational]
Thanks to Nathan, who may or may not have left a thermal exhaust port open because he was busy playing minesweeper.
I'm not gonna lie bro, you wouldn't stand a chance at 'The Most Dangerous Game'.
Some dipshit moron shot a fox and, having not killed it because he sucks at aiming, decided to try beating it to death with the butt of his rifle. Only thing was, the sly fox wasn't having it.
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Some moron went and tried to Yahoo Answer his way to a B- on a homework assignment but failed(!) miserably when his professor found his question posted. You can tell the kid's a a moron because 1. he has a robotic typewriter for an avatar and 2. Yahoo Answers is the worst plac... / Continue →
First of all, whoever started calling this thing a unicorn obviously failed Mythical Creatures 101 because, and I'm sure you know this, UNICORNS HAVE A UNI-CORN. This, if anything, is a duocorn, which are far less rare (I've even seen them dead on the side of the road).
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